Satan vs the old man!!!!!
A few minutes before the church services \\; started,>\\; the congregation was sitting in their pews and>\\; talking.>\\; Suddenly, Satan  \\;appeared at the front of the>\\; church.
Everyone started screaming and running for>\\; the back entrance, trampling each other in a frantic>\\; effort to get away from \\; evil incarnate.>\\; >\\; Soon the church was empty except for one elderly>\\; gentleman who sat>\\; calmly in his pew without moving, seemingly>\\; oblivious to the fact that>\\; God's ultimate enemy was in his presence.>\\; >\\; So Satan walked up to the man and said, 'Do you know>\\; who I am?'>\\; >\\; The man replied, 'Yep, sure do.'>\\; >\\; 'Aren't you afraid of me?' Satan asked.>\\;
>\\; 'Nope, sure ain't.' said the man.>\\; >\\; Don't you realize I can kill you with one word?'>\\; asked Satan.>\\; >\\; 'Don't doubt it for a minute,' returned the old man,>\\; in an even>\\; tone.>\\; >\\; 'Did you know that I can cause you profound,>\\; horrifying agony for>\\; all eternity?' persisted Satan.>\\; >\\; 'Yep,' was the calm reply.>\\; >\\; 'And you're still not afraid?' asked Satan.>\\; >\\; 'Nope,' said the old
man.>\\; >\\; More than a little perturbed, Satan asked, ' Why>\\; aren't you afraid \\; of me?'>\\; >\\; The man calmly replied, 'Been married to your sister>\\; for 48 \\; years.'
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