The Little Old Lady
A little old lady is walking down the street, dragging two
large plastic garbage bags with her, one in each hand.
Unfortunately, there's a rip in one of the bags and every once in a while a $20
bill falls out onto the pavement.
Noticing this, a policeman stops her. " Ma'am, there are $20 bills falling out of your bag.
"Oh, really? Darn!" says the little old lady. " I'd better go back and see if I can collect them. Thanks for the warning!"
"Well, now, not so fast," says the cop. " How did you get all
that money? You didn't steal it, did you?"
"Oh, no," says the little old lady. "
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You see, my back yard is right
next to the parking lot of the football stadium.
Each time there's a game, a lot of fans come and pee through
the bushes right into my flower beds! So, I go and stand behind the
bushes with a big hedge clipper and each time someone sticks his
little thingy through the bushes , I say, " $20 or off it comes."
"Well that seems fair," laughs the cop. " Okay, good luck! "
"By the way, what's in the other bag?"
"Well, " says the little old lady, " not everybody pays."
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