Italian Sex
The Jewish man said, "Last week, my wife and I \\; had \\; great sex. I rubbed her body all over with schmaltz(chicken fat), we made passionate love, and \\; she screamed for five full minutes at the end !"
The Frenchman boasted, "Last week when my wife and I had sex, I rubbed \\; her body all over with butter. We then made passionate love and she screamed for fifteen minutes !"[/align]
The Italian man said, "Well, last week my wife \\; and I also had sex.
I \\; rubbed her body all over with olive oil. We made love, and she screamed for over six hours !"[/align]
The other two were stunned. The amazed Frenchman asked, "What could you have possibly done to make your wife scream for six hours ?"[/align]
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The Italian man said, " I wiped my hands on the bedspread.[/align][/align]
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