The Stuttering Cat. Hope admin lets this stay here lol
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>\\;\\\\\\; The Stuttering Cat
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>\\;\\\\\\; A teacher is explaining biology to her 4th grade students. 'Human beings \\;\\\\\\;
>\\;\\\\\\; are the only animals that stutter', she says.
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>\\;\\\\\\; A little girl raises her hand. 'I had a kitty-cat who stuttered', she
>\\;\\\\\\; volunteered.
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>\\;\\\\\\; The teacher, knowing how precious some of these stories could become,
>\\;\\\\\\; asked the girl to describe the incident.
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>\\;\\\\\\; 'Well', she began, 'I was in the back yard with my kitty and the
>\\;\\\\\\; Rottweiler that lives next door got a running start and before we knew it,
>\\;\\\\\\; he jumped over the fence into our yard!'
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>\\;\\\\\\; 'That must've been scary', said the teacher.
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>\\;\\\\\\; 'It sure was', said the little girl. 'My kitty raised his back, went
>\\;\\\\\\; 'Fffff, Fffff, Fffff'...And before he could say 'F*ck', the Rottweiler
>\\;\\\\\\; ate him!'
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>\\;\\\\\\; The teacher wet her pants laughing.......
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RE: The Stuttering Cat. Hope admin lets this stay here lol
I have to clean my screen from spitting coke. That was one funny joke. Laughed so hard, had tears running down my face.
Thanks.
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The Stuttering Cat. Hope admin lets this stay here lol
 \\; One of the cutest, funniest i've ever read.
