Little Johnny
[blockquote]Little Johnnie's neighbour had a baby.
Unfortunately, the baby was born without ears.
When mother and new baby came home from the hospital, Johnnie's family
was
invited over to see the baby.
Before they left their house, Little Johnnie's dad had a talk with him
and
explained that the baby had no ears.
His dad also told him that if he so much mentioned anything about the
baby's
missing ears or even said the word ears, he would get the smacking of
his life
when they came back home.
Little Johnnie told his dad he understood completely.
When Johnnie looked in the crib he said, 'What a beautiful baby.'
The mother said, 'Why, thank you, Little Johnnie.'
Johnnie said, 'He has beautiful little feet and beautiful little hands,
a
cute little nose and really beautiful eyes. Can he see?'
'Yes', the mother replied, 'we are so thankful\\; the Doctor said he will
have
20/20 vision.'
'That's great', said Little Johnnie,'cuz he'd be fked if he needed
glasses'.�
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