saw this on another forum....
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Atlanta Air Traffic Control

Even if you've never lived in the South. Some of
you will enjoy this more than others... Southerners can be soooo polite!

Atlanta ATC: "Tower to Saudi Air 511 You are cleared to land
eastbound on runway 9R."

Saudi Air: "Thank you Atlanta ATC. Acknowledge cleared to land on
infidel's runway 9R - Allah be Praised."

Atlanta ATC: "Tower to Iran Air 711 You are cleared to land westbound
on runway 9R."

Iran Air: "Thank you Atlanta ATC. We are cleared to land on infidel's
runway 9R. - Allah is Great."

Pause...

Saudi Air: " ATLANTA ATC - ATLANTA ATC"

Atlanta ATC: "Go ahead Saudi Air 511."

Saudi Air: "YOU HAVE CLEARED BOTH OUR AIRCRAFTS FOR THE SAME RUNWAY GOING IN OPPOSITE DIRECTIONS. WE ARE ON A COLLISION COURSE. INSTRUCTIONS, PLEASE."

Atlanta ATC: "Well, bless your hearts. And praise Jesus. Y'all be careful
now and tell Allah "hey" for us!!!"

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