I was training a new guy (under 25) \\;at work today and he asked me if I wanted him to make delivery A or delivery B first and I said " it's a horse a piece" he looks at me with a strange look and says "huh" so I said "its six of one half a dozen of the other" another Huh, so then I stated " it soes not matter which you take first each will take the same amount of time and each is the same distance from our warehouse" \\; that he understood. So how many of you use old sayings or as my son calls it Old Fart Code.
Hadn't heard it's a horse a piece, but have said the six of one. \\; Geez, I AM NOT THAT FREAKIN OLD!!![8D] \\; Maybe he just listens to too much rap music. \\; [>:]
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That helmet sticker says, "Bite Me."
Antiquis temporibus, nati tibi similes in rupibus ventosissimis exponebantur ad necem.
The wife always add the preposition \\;\\\\\\;to a sentence.( a habit learned from her Grandmother).."don't forget to wash off your hands" \\;\\\\\\; or "wash those dishes up" Our kids get a real charge out of it and will go to the sink and scream..."AHHHH I'm washing my hands off" or "I think I'll wash the dishes down tonight"
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Almost forgot my Mother's favorite "a stich in time saves nine". My kids look at her like Grandma WTF is wrong with you. What is this stitch thing?
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'A government big enough to give you every thing you want, is big enough to take away everything you have.' - Thomas Jefferson
Yep, most don't know what elbow grease is so we send them to a hardware store to get us some.
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You know, you tell a guy to use some elbow grease. He asks what that is so you tell him Joe must have it. Joe say's no, go ask Pete - Pete must have it. Finally you decide you're out so you send him out for some. \\;
Take two and hit to right!
Go Peel a grape, kid!
Lefty loosie, Righty tighty
Just a P*****y hair more
Thats the best thing since bread and butter!
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Had a young guy at my part time job come to me telling me about a disagreement he was having with someone else...I told him I didn't have a dog in that race, and got a blank look from him...had to translate for him that it had nothing to do with me...had to previously do the same with "that dog won't hunt"...
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The Pussification Of The American Biker Is Upon Us.