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Old 06-28-2008, 12:56 PM
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I was training a new guy (under 25)&nbsp\\;at work today and he asked me if I wanted him to make delivery A or delivery B first and I said " it's a horse a piece" he looks at me with a strange look and says "huh" so I said "its six of one half a dozen of the other" another Huh, so then I stated " it soes not matter which you take first each will take the same amount of time and each is the same distance from our warehouse"&nbsp\\; that he understood. So how many of you use old sayings or as my son calls it Old Fart Code.
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Hadn't heard it's a horse a piece, but have said the six of one.&nbsp\\; Geez, I AM NOT THAT FREAKIN OLD!!![8D]&nbsp\\; Maybe he just listens to too much rap music.&nbsp\\; [>:]
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Old 06-28-2008, 01:18 PM
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Old 06-28-2008, 01:48 PM
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The wife always add the preposition&nbsp\\;\\\\\\;to a sentence.( a habit learned from her Grandmother).."don't forget to wash off your hands"&nbsp\\;\\\\\\; or "wash those dishes up" Our kids get a real charge out of it and will go to the sink and scream..."AHHHH I'm washing my hands off" or "I think I'll wash the dishes down tonight"
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Almost forgot my Mother's favorite "a stich in time saves nine". My kids look at her like Grandma WTF is wrong with you. What is this stitch thing?
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Old 06-28-2008, 02:00 PM
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Yep, most don't know what elbow grease is so we send them to a hardware store to get us some.
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You know, you tell a guy to use some elbow grease. He asks what that is so you tell him Joe must have it. Joe say's no, go ask Pete - Pete must have it. Finally you decide you're out so you send him out for some.&nbsp\\;
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Old 06-28-2008, 02:11 PM
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Take two and hit to right!
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Had a young guy at my part time job come to me telling me about a disagreement he was having with someone else...I told him I didn't have a dog in that race, and got a blank look from him...had to translate for him that it had nothing to do with me...had to previously do the same with "that dog won't hunt"...
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Old 06-28-2008, 04:46 PM
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Give him a few years and he'll be qualified to sit on the "dead pecker bench".
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Well.. What goes around, comes around..
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