Man of the house
A husband had just finished reading a new book entitled, 'You Can Be The Man
 \\;\\\\\\;of Your House.'
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 \\;\\\\\\;He stormed to his wife in the kitchen and announced, 'From now on, you need
 \\;\\\\\\;to know that I am the man of this house and my word is Law. You will prepare
 \\;\\\\\\;me a gourmet meal tonight, and when I'm finished eating my meal, you will
 \\;\\\\\\;serve me a sumptuous dessert. After dinner, you are going to go upstairs
 \\;\\\\\\;with me and we will have the kind of sex that I want. Afterwards, you are
 \\;\\\\\\;going to draw me a bath so I can relax. You will wash my back and towel me
 \\;\\\\\\;dry and bring me my robe. Then, you will massage my feet and hands. Then
 \\;\\\\\\;tomorrow, guess who's going to dress me and comb my hair?'
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 \\;\\\\\\;The wife replied, 'The fXXkin' funeral director would be my first guess.' [sm=escape.gif]
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