Private Part!!!
 \\;MY PRIVATE PART DIED
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>\\; \\; \\; >\\; >\\; An old man, Mr. Wallace, was living in a nursing home.
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>\\; \\; \\; >\\; >\\; One day he appeared to be very sad and depressed.
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>\\; \\; \\; >\\; >\\; Nurse Tracy asked him if there was anything wrong,
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>\\; \\; \\; >\\; >\\; "Yes, Nurse Tracy ," said Mr. Wallace.
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>\\; \\; \\; >\\; >\\; "My Private Part died today, and I am very sad."
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>\\; \\; \\; >\\; >\\; Knowing her patients were a little forgetful and sometimes
>\\; \\; \\; >\\; >\\; a little crazy, she replied, "Oh, I'm so sorry,
>\\; \\; \\; >\\; >\\; Mr. Wallace. Please accept my condolences."
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>\\; \\; \\; >\\; >\\; The following day, Mr. Wallace was walking down the hall
>\\; \\; \\; >\\; >\\; with his Private Part hanging out of his pajamas.
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>\\; \\; \\; >\\; >\\; He met Nurse Tracy. "Mr. Wallace," she said,
>\\; \\; \\; >\\; >\\; "You shouldn't be walking down the hall like that.
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>\\; \\; \\; >\\; >\\; Please put your Private Part back inside your
>\\; \\; \\; >\\; >\\; pajamas."
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>\\; \\; \\; >\\; >\\; "But, Nurse Tracy I can't," replied Mr.
>\\; \\; \\; >\\; >\\; Wallace. "I told you yesterday that my Private Part
>\\; \\; \\; >\\; >\\; died.
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>\\; \\; \\; >\\; >\\; "Yes," said Nurse Tracy, "you did tell me
>\\; \\; \\; >\\; >\\; that, but why is it hanging out of your pajamas?"
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>\\; \\; \\; >\\; >\\; (You've gotta love this ....)
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>\\; \\; \\; >\\; >\\; "Well," he replied, "Today is the
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