Golf!!!!
A man goes to a public golf course.
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>\\; He approaches the man behind the counter in the pro shop and says, "I
>\\; would
>\\; like 18 holes of golf and a caddie."
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>\\; The man behind the counter says, "The 18 holes of golf is no problem, but
>\\; all of the caddies are out on the course. What I will do for you is this:
>\\; We
>\\; just received 8 brand new robot golf caddies. If you're willing to take
>\\; one
>\\; with you out on the course and come back and tell me how well it works,
>\\; your
>\\; round of golf is on me today."
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>\\; The golfer obviously accepted the man's offer.
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>\\; He approached the first tee, looked at the fairway and said to himself, "I
>\\; think my driver will do the job."
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>\\; The robot caddie turned to the man and said, "No sir. Use your 3 wood. A
>\\; driver is far too much club for this hole."
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>\\; Hesitantly, the golfer pulled out his 3 wood, made good contact with the
>\\; ball, and the ball landed about 10 feet to the right front of the hole on
>\\; the green.
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>\\; The golfer, delighted, turned to the robot and thanked him for his
>\\; assistance.
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>\\; As the golfer pulled out his putter he said, "I think this green is gonna
>\\; break left to right."
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>\\; The robot then again spoke up and said, "No sir. I do believe this green
>\\; will break right to left"
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>\\; Thinking about the last time the robot corrected his prediction, he
>\\; decided
>\\; again to listen to the machine.
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>\\; He made his putt and birdied the hole thanks to the robot and his advice.
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>\\; But his luck didn't end there. His entire game was the best game he ever
>\\; played, thanks to the assistance of the new robot golf caddie.
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>\\; Upon returning to the clubhouse, the man behind the counter asked, "How
>\\; was
>\\; your game ?" The golfer stated, "It was, by far, the BEST game I ever
>\\; played. Thank you very much for letting me take one of your robots.
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>\\; See you next week.
>\\;
>\\; A week passed, and excited, the golfer returned to the pro shop.
>\\;
>\\; Upon entering, he turned to the man behind the counter and said, "I would
>\\; like 18 holes of golf and one of those robot golf caddies, please."
>\\;
>\\; The gentleman from behind the counter turned to the man and said, "Well
>\\; the
>\\; 18 holes is no problem. However, we had to get rid of the robots. We had
>\\; too
>\\; many complaints."
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>\\; Confused, the golfer cried, "COMPLAINTS? Who in the heck could've
>\\; complained
>\\; about those robots? They were incredible"
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>\\; The man sighed and said, "Well, it wasn't their performance.
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>\\; It was that they were made of shiny silver metal, and the sun reflecting
>\\; off
>\\; them was blinding to other golfers on the fair way. "
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>\\; The golfer said, "So then why didn't you just paint them black?"
>\\;
>\\; The man nodded sadly and replied, "We did. Then four of 'em didn't show up
>\\; for work, two filed for welfare, one of them robbed the pro shop, and the
>\\; other is running for President."
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