They walk among us!!!
They Walk Among Us and Many Work  \\;Retail[/align][/align]I was at the checkout of a K-Mart. The clerk rang up $46.64  \\;charge. I gave her a fifty dollar bill. She gave me back $46.64. I gave  \\;the money back to her and told her that she had made a mistake in MY  \\;favor.  \\;She became indignant and informed me she was Educated and knew  \\;what she was doing, and returned the money again.  \\;I gave her the Money  \\;back .... same scenario! I departed the store with the $46.64. \\;
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They Walk Among Us and Many Work Retail \\;
I walked  \\;into a Starbucks with a buy-one-get-one-free coupon for a Grande Latte.  \\;I handed it to the girl and she looked over at a little chalkboard that said  \\;'buy one-get one free.'  \\;'They're already buy-one-get-one-free,' she said, 'so  \\;I guess they're both free'. \\;
She Handed  \\;me my free Lattes and I  \\;walked out the door. \\;
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They Walk Among Us! \\;
One day  \\;I was walking down the beach with some Friends when one of them shouted,  \\;'Look at that dead bird!'.  \\;Someone looked up at the sky and said,  \\;'Where'? \\;
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They Walk Among Us! \\;
While  \\;looking at a house, my brother asked the real Estate agent which  \\;direction was north because, he explained, he didn't  \\;want the sun waking him  \\;up every morning.  \\;She asked, 'Does the sun rise in the north?'  \\;When my brother explained that the sun rises in the East,  \\;and has for sometime, she shook her head  \\;and said, 'Oh I don't keep up  \\;with all that stuff.' \\;
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They Walk Among Us! \\;
My sister has a  \\;lifesaving tool in her car designed to cut through a seat belt if she gets  \\;trapped.  \\;She keeps it in the trunk. \\;
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They Walk Among Us! \\;
I couldn't find my  \\;luggage at the airport baggage area, so I went  \\;to the lost luggage office and  \\;told the woman there that my bags never showed up. She smiled and told me not  \\;to worry because she was a trained professional and I was in good hands.  \\;'Now,' she asked me, has your plane arrived yet?' \\;
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They Walk  \\;Among Us! \\;
While working at a pizza parlor I observed a man  \\;Ordering a small pizza to go. He appeared to be alone and the cook asked Him  \\;if he would like it cut into 4 pieces or 6. He thought about it for some  \\;time before responding. 'Just cut it into 4 pieces\\; I don't think I'm  \\;hungry enough to eat 6 pieces.' \\;
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They \\;Walk \\;Among Us,  \\;and they \\;Reproduce, \\; \\;and Worst of all ............. \\;
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