A mortician was working late one night. It was his job to examine the dead bodies before they were sent off to be buried or cremated. As he examined the body of Mr Schwartz, who was about to be cremated, he made an amazing discovery. Scwartz had the longest penis he had ever seen!
"I'm sorry Mr Schwartz," said the mortician, "but I can't send you off to be cremated with a huge penis like that. It has to be saved for posterity."
With that the coroner used his tools to remove the dead man's hugeness.
He stuffed it into his briefcase and took it home. The first person he showed it to was his wife.
"I have something to show you that you won't believe," he said, and opened the briefcase.
"Oh my&nbsp\\;God!" the wife screamed, "Schwartz is dead!"

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