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Old 07-03-2008, 06:14 PM
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Default Been Drinking???

Words that are difficult to say when drunk:[/align]
1. Innovative
2. Preliminary
3. Proliferation
4. Cinnamon
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Words that are&nbsp\\;VERY difficult to say when drunk:[/align]
1. Specificity
2. Anti-constitutionalistically
3. Passive-aggressive disorder
4. Transubstantiate

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&nbsp\\;[/align]And these are downright IMPOSSIBLE to say when drunk:[/align]
1. No thanks, I'm married.
2. Nope, no more booze for me!
3. Sorry, but you're really not&nbsp\\;my type.
4. Taco Bell?&nbsp\\; No thanks, I'm not hungry.
5. Good evening, officer.&nbsp\\; Isn't it lovely out tonight?
6. Oh, I couldn't!&nbsp\\; No one wants to hear me sing karaoke.
7. I'm not interested in fighting you.
8. Thank you, but I won't make any attempt to dance, I have no
coordination. I'd hate to look like a fool!
9. Where is the nearest bathroom?&nbsp\\; I refuse to pee in this parking lot or on the side of the road.[/align]
10. I must be going home now, as I have to work in the morning[/align]
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Old 07-13-2008, 10:40 AM
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Default RE: Been Drinking???

I cant say them when im not drinking
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