Italian Logic!!!
[/align][/align]An Old Italian Mafia 'Don' is dying and he calls his grandson to his bed.
"Lissin-a me. I wanna for you to taka my chrome plated 38
revolver, so you always remember me."
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"But, Grandpa, I really don't lika guns. Howz about you
leava me your Rolex watch instead?"
"Shuddup an'a lissin. Somma day you gonna runna da
business. You gonna have a beautifula wife, lotsa money, [/align]a bigga home and maybe a couple a bambinos.
"Somma day you gonna comma home and maybe find your wife
inna bed with another man.
"Whadda you gonna do then ... Pointa to you watch
and say, "Time's up"?[/align]
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