Started something like this months ago in OFF-Topic thread and was funny. I'm putting a new twist to it so the same poster cannot post in sequence to him or herself.

SAY SOMETHING FUNNY ABOUT THE POSTERS AVATAR THAT POSTED RIGHT BEFORE YOU...

Since I am starting, I will pick an Avatar everyone is familiar with and the next poster say something funny about mine next e.g. for mine, "Never head-butt a Lime" LOL!!!

Start with MODERATOR Terry's...

"RATHER HAVE CHROME ON MY DOME THAN HAIR THAT'S NOT THERE"!!!!!!!
hE hE hE!!!!!!!!!

"YOU'D BE PISSED TOO, IF YOU ASKED FOR A LEMON AND GOT A LIME"

http://www.hdforums.com/upfiles/6073/AC01971EBEE04E57A9324758A908A357.gif

If there is no bull, who will make the baby cows?

http://www.hdforums.com/upfiles/4802/AC08A446A737485B96E21D80F9C13986.jpg

Actually, that's a better place for the lime than in my Corona.

Now what can I say about the spider web bike avatar [sm=lol.gif]that would be funny.

^ Yea, you're bike could look like this if you were rich like me too:D

BUT you are NOT!!!!!!!!:D

Mas Tequila...........and bring me some lime and a little pussy with that order. [sm=icon_rofl.gif]

It's hard to avoid confusion when ya follow this crowd[sm=confused06.gif]

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AND THATS NO BULLSHYT!!!!!!! ^

HEHE!!!!!

And now an ad for the new female condom:
Remember to protect that pussy. [sm=insomnia.gif]

if everyone could see the world through those rose colored glasses...

They'd stop swimming in there own sh*t:D

Or scare the crap out of ya

and that aint no bull!

ants in my pants
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I'll just skateboard,cause I can't handle my scoot:D

I think the dentist got carried away with the x-rays

Do you think 5 is too young for a tattoo??

"YOU HAD SEX WITH WHOOOOO'S SISTER"???!!!![:@]

Iam still pissed[:@]

Because I just chit an inkball!!!

Can't think when my hats on too tight

I hate sitting on malted milk balls in the movie theater.

Lets go cruise for some Milkbones

I forgot my helmet in the porn shop

*News Alert* Spiderman sighted on Harley, quoted as saying, "Who needs to swing from webs when I can just ride...gotta clean this web crap off the scooter though.".

have you got her to the floor...:D

Hard Kickin' Southern Rock doesn't taste much like JD

all this vibration is gonna make me OHHHHHHHH! OHHHHHHHHH! yes yes yes OHHHHHHHHHH!
AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH! Was it good for you babe?

I don't know, but my ass sure hurts...check it out wouldja?

WEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!

Screw the rules, just look at my butt:)

hope my wife don't catch me sittin' on her bike!

She won't mind if I put a tattoo of her lips on my butt

can't put one on ur butt if ya won't get ur butt off the bike

Look, My boyfriend left me a present after we were through..:D

Rock Hard Southern Chicken

KMA!!!!!!!

KINKY MAN ASS!!!!!!!!!!!!! :D

sour puss

YOU CANT SEE THEM BUT I GOTS SOME BITCHIN' PEDALS ON THIS THING!!!!!!!!!!! [sm=icon_rofl.gif]

put a lemon on it [sm=icon_rofl.gif]

Giddy up little Hoggy

......whys he always leave me sitting in the sun cant he park me in that garage.....

a bread roll - I thought she wanted a bed roll !!!!!

Let's see if I'm ready to take the training wheels off now:D

Don't know why everybody makes fun of my yellow shoes

Guess I should actually fix my side stand so I don't have to hold this bike up all the time

I wish I had ears so my glasses would stay on!:eek:

I wish I had ears on my a$$

The agony of defeat

You my friend may kiss this cheek

My wife's gonna kill me if she finds out I been hangin' with the boys again

Don't know why everybody makes fun of my black shoes;)

BRRRRRRRMMMMMMMMM

would somebody put another quarter in this for me please![sm=biker.gif]

LOL:D

This is where the dealer stuck me

this must be dejavu
I think i've been in this spot before



(no just my tatoo artist and YES it was a women LOL)

Pull my finger

look mum, no trainers and no helmet.

Hey Yall watch this....

"Hey ladies guess what I got here!"

Ya know some people are real hogs

Sure wish I could open my mouth

Sure wish I could find the pedals

Is that a turtle head pokin' out????

Can you hear me now?

Take the damn picture, I'm getting monkey butt!

.....and this little piggy went wee, wee, wee all the way home........

Check out my new riding boots...

now listen up youngen......

God, I really hate delivering french bread pizza.

I'll keep my ears open

Now where in the hell did I park my bike.

Now I know why Dogs chase bikes

how do you turn this thing on..

Where did the rider go.

You know...I remember parts of Sturgis, but the rest is just hazey.

born to be wild

Where's my keys?

stop acting like animals

Is this really how glamour shots does it?

Who farted?

Where's the reverse on this thing?

Those dogs are having entirely too much fun.

That's a good looking bitch on the back.

I'll believe it when pigs fly

That's a small Harley you're riding there.

look mum, I can fly

Come-on and take the pic, I ain't smiling for noooooobody

Gotta get me some of dem cheap sunglasses.

I'm a little confused

Look Ma I'm doin' it all by myself:D

kiss my azz :D:D:D

Where's the daggum engine...I knew I was forgettin somethin

Okay, you make the motor noise

Know what I like about the nudist colony Fred...you can kick back and let things air out.

how do you stop this thing?

See my watch, Iam cool

See my watch and something else too,

How do you start this thing?

Them bears are at it agin, Bubba. Get out the hose and squirt em down.

Just follow my map;)

I told you I'd give you the honey when you finish.

Hutch instructions from Ikea......

Man I must be drunk, I can't see chit

don't bite

Woooooo-Hoooooooo

Ouch please dont rake your teeth

I can't believe I bought this bike tent

Damn, all I did was stop to scratch my back and I ended up with the bonus plan.

So let me get this straight, it doesn't matter if I turn right or left?

suck on this baby :D

suck on this one too baby:D

Are those bears gay?

Could you please spell "obfuscation"

beer (bear) on tap

Hey Mrs Cleaver can the Beaver come out and play?

I'll show you mine if you show me yours.

"No!!! Their called "APE HANGARS!!!!!!!!!! Duuuuuuuuuuuhhhhh"
:D

You'd be pissed too

Now where the hell is it?

Doin it doggy style....

It's like one great big blur...only smaller.

Lets get some cats

slurp slurp hey!Make sure you swallow

I thought the teacher said id get a gold star.....

what did I do with my glasses?

I dunno? They said the road was here somewhere!! [sm=confused06.gif]

Are you talking to me?

Is it my birthday already.....

nearly there, don't go to sleep on me now

Iam a Baaaaaaaaaaad man

Come on only a few minutes more, a can hardly bear it.

how low can you go babe?

Ask for Directions?? Who, ME???

Some take a little to much acid.....

If you fall asleep back there AGAIN,,,,,you WILL be the BITCH that falls off![sm=icon_rofl.gif]

Hey cat, your hats on backwards......

Those feel good in my back;)

Not as good as that feels on my front.

when are you getting the Harley darling?

I'd rather pose for pics than paint the garage

Not another bears gone wild video......

I'm drivin' let go of that stick!

Is collecting skunk seamen a good job in texas.

Just take us over One more bump baby!

WOOOOOH...........I just had a flashback!

I can't believe you shaved it!! Let me see that again!

Gotta stay off the acid...[:'(]

I dare you to say that any closer!

I think I see myself

Yea , its a chick magnet...lol:D

I look like the guy on the post office wall

harder harder

Once I get my bike off the blocks,I'll take a full picture

Boy ya cant get any privacy anywhere. Damn poperatsi.

"Iam dreaming of a silver Road King hunny":D

This is better than Honey.

Thats right Girlfriend, shift it baby!!!!!

Thats right Girlfriend, shift it baby!!!!!

Won't give it up,huh...A good hard bump and she's history.

I look like the guy on the milk carton

I didn't know anything about "Nuclear Cats" until now!! :D

I'm Never gonna get that lime smell outta my fur....

"Go towards the light Grandma!!!!!!!!!"

LMAO!!!!!!!!!!!

My new motorcycle helmet kinda smells funny

Where the Hell did the road go???

I always wanted to be a space cadet.

I'd sit down but that seat is HOT!!

I don't know what this thing is...............................Wait, I've got it!

Aaaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhh this is Such a comfortable position.....

Damn!!!!!!!

Mama was right!!!!!!!!!

I crush a beer can on my head and I DO see stars!!!!!!!!!

Huuuuhhhh,,,,,,,,,,, COOL!!!!!!!

It wasn't a beer can that you crushed on your head, have a closer look at yourself [sm=icon_rofl.gif]

LOL!!!!!!! ^

We ride Gators here in the outback and I'm fixin' to put these handlebars on one!

pardon? can't hear

Pardon? I have no legs! LOL!!

should see what's stuck up my other end :D

At least my penis is in the picture!!!!!!!!!!!

LMFAO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!:D

shouldn't I be in the GRUMPY thread?

Man I have the coolest riding mower on the outback.

Atleast my backrest doesn't nag

When does bear season open?

I Love You Too. Now relax a bit on the grip, I'm gonna go like hell.

I think that 36" wheel I put on the bike is going to make the front end a little high.

Did you get gum with that pack of motorcycle trading cards?

OMG!! I'm Stuck!

Twinkle twinkle little star..........

Oh God I love man-boobies!!! [sm=Awwww.gif]

Play that Pink Floyd CD again

Oh that Tickles!!!

And this is the one that made it to the ovaries!

"Woman receives medal of honor for performing Heimlich manoever to a motorcyclist. Story at ten".

I told you that wire didnt go there.

Your jacket smells like poop!

So how long have you been farming?

not so tight, I can't breathe

"Do you think this camera angle makes me look taller??"

I shoud have stayed off the booze last night

"Green Acres is the place to be"

Oh crap, my beard is caught in your zipper.

If you put your hands lower I can go FASTER

A little farther I can almost reach the branch.

Can you Feel It?

playing humans is kinky ;)

I wish dad would let me go out of the yard!

once more around the block

Watch this................

did you fart

I do not have to wear a helmit.........

I wish they would hurry up & take the damn picture already!!

WALK TOWARDS THE LIGHT

Oh God that tickles!!

One spark and we've had it.

How did I end up here?

My god your nose is cold!

I wish we weren't related....

Nice paint job on the bike.

If I fall off the back, I'm taking you with me!!

lost in space

Did you get my good side??

night mare

How do you get this bad boy into gear?

must get myself on of those 'the bitch fell off' T-shirts

I have one of those "Da bitch Fell Off" t-shirts

Look, it's the unknown cock.........I mean comic [8D]

Who Said he doesn't know where he's going.. or been...or...?

Run for the hills, the aliens are coming.

Sure hope she remembers to put her feet down when we stop

Dad, what are you doing now. Did you take your meds?

Hey Honey, Got Milk?

I wish I wasnt alone, I got all dressed up for nothing.

Wake up and read the manual on stopping

Ok, im ready for my close-up mr.davil.

That Hypnotist was full of it, huh?

I hide my small head in a paper bag :D

Hey baby, want a ride?

She's only hugging like that because she thinks you're James Dean.

Confucious say, **** it im going home.

ME SO HORNEY

DAM.............paper cuts hurt..........

lol

Why Don't We do It In The Middle Of The Road

humnghhe deahuhhh shiiiiesgs

Little lower....Little lower.....

wish I could see where I'm going....

I love StarBurst[8D]

Come on baby, I got the paper extender......

Come'on baby, we need a new picture

Ok, paper boy. Lets go......

Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhh! Run and hide. The evil clown is coming.

If thats your escape plan you dead.