Ask the person below a question that starts with "have you ever"
Then the person below answers and continues on and so forth like this.

Have you ever rode in the sand at the beach?

Yea it sucked.

Have you ever been caught in a snow storm?

many times, used to live in Finland

have you ever pretended to be someone else

Yeah, I usta put on an english accent when I was drunk![:@]

Have you ever gone out with sisters? Not necessarily at the same time?

No but did 1st cousin a couple of times:)



Have you even been bungie jumping?

Yes but only when I was drunk.

Have you ever jumped off a cliff into the lake.

Yep... but I was drunk too

Have you ever parasailed

no

have you ever jumped out of or off of a moving vehicle

No... Why??? (There is nothing but ground, concrete or ashphalt to break the fall) :)

Next up likes to stay with the ride that brung 'em

No- they always wanna leave to early!


Next- have you ever wrecked a freind's car and then blamed it on someone are something else?

Nope... only wrecked my own (a few times till I figgered it out:))


Next - have you ever hit a horse?

Nope, punched a dog once.

Have you ever totaled a car while drunk

LOL... guess I shoulda splained that a little more... I didn't mean walk out to the pasture and smack a flippin horse in the nose... I meant in a car at 60MPH...

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Now on to the task at hand

Nope.. I could do that sober


have you ever swerved to miss a critter, and hit a tree, or some other immoveable object

Thank the Good Lord, no!

Have you ever wished you were someone else?

Yea, one of those famous dudes with a huge a$$ garage full of 60's muscle cars.

Have you ever woke up with someone and didnt know there name.

No, would always try to right there name down on a napkin so I wouldn`t forget . Wanted to forget a few times though , lol !

Have you ever farted and it come out wet ?

Maybehttp://i68.photobucket.com/albums/i11/albundy_2006/wet_fart_b.jpg

HAve you ever puked and blamed it on somebody else or the dog.

Nope

Have you ever worn pantihose that are one size too small?

Not that I remember!!!

Have you ever been to a nude beach/resort?

negative

Have you ever been bitten by a dog

Tried that and blamed the dog , but what got me busted was it smelled alittle like beer and the dog doesn`t drink.


Have you ever stuck used gum under a table at your inlaws house ?

No

Have you ever ran from the cops?

Nope never had to !



Have you ever been beaten up by a girl ?

nope

have you ever drank Absinth?

Yes, in Amsterdam on R and R.

Have you ever been to a "Red Light District"? :D

Yes, the Reeperbahn in Hamburg, Germany

Have you ever jumped out of a perfectly good airplane?

Yes, many many times, many moons ago, grasshopper.

Have you ever been "walked in on" by the kids, while doing the deed?

Yes but the next time the door got locked !



Have you ever relived a bad nightmare from your past ?

No, can't say I have

Ever built a Panhead engine from a disassembled box of parts?

That sounds like fun.



Have you ever smoked pot and almost got busted by your parents when you were young ?

true!
Have you ever grown your own weed and had a neighbor steal it.

no but my neighbor did

have you ever left your car somewhere because you couldn't remember where it was

I have when I smoked the pot I stole from my neighbor ......




Have you ever tried to cover up the smell of the topless dancers perfume with gasoline after leaving the strip club.

Never had to. The g/f's I dated for any length of time understood it was a guy thing and I was doing nothing wrong.

Have you ever cried from a movie?

Only when I see the wiggles .

Have you vere tried a 150 shot of nitro on your bike

never just 110 octain


Have you ever really cranked on the throttle real hard and not see the cop looking right at you?Then get away with it?????

Yes I have and unfortunatly I didn't see him till about 80 and the lights were on .

have you ever dranka a gallon of milk .

Almost, but ran out of cookies to dunk them in .




Have you ever got caught looking down a girls blouse ?

too many times.

have you got caught and had them just smile?

I do not know.

Have you ever been so hot and sweaty your balls stuck to the inside of your leg?

Yeah. In fact right now.

Have you ever lived in a hospital without being a patient?

all the time during at work

have you ever been to a neil diamond concert?

No, thank God!

Have you ever spaced a red light sober and drive right through it before???

In a state van

Have you ever spaced and sat at a green light until it was red

never

have you ever about hit the car in front of you after the light turned green becuse they were being pokey?

Yeah, the only reason why was I knocked over my beer and was bending over to pick it up ! J/K




Have you ever almost fallen a sleep at the wheel of your cage?

Yep, totalled out my truck in the process!

Have you ever chewed gum out of someone else's mouth?

Yeah , when my kids were small . Always sharing the gum.




Have you ever taken anything from where you work . Pens , paper , tools etc ..........

Yeah, but I bring them back when they break.


Have you ever called in sick when you're not, then really got sick?

No, but I got sunburned as hell.

Ever gotten your hair cut and really regretted it?

No i just colored in my bald spot.

Ever been busted for drivin' too slow?

no I cant drive a straight line if im not going fast


Have you ever had a VD

[sm=icon_rofl.gif] So thats why it burns when I pee !




Have you ever tried to beat a train across the tracks..............................

yep , lucky I guess .

Have you ever ate dinner and skipped on the bill ?

In High School , got tired of waiting in line to pay the bill ............. did leave a tip !





Have you ever got so drunk that you puked all over yourself

yep , same night I got a hair cut .

Ever run into a sliding glass door ?

Yep , hit it so hard it jumped out of the frame. Lucky it didn`t hit the ground !



Have you ever stepped on a nail and couldn`t pull it back out .

Yep... had to have my bud give me a hand to 'get-r-done'


have you ever bent over so long on a job that you actually could not stand back up for quite a while?

No, I don`t bend over.


Have you ever tried to enter through the "out" door ?

Yes,

Have you ever went into the opposite sex's bathroom in public when you had to go real bad?

all the time .

Ever did it by accident

It was always by accident... Honest officer I thought the arrow pointed this way...



Have you ever made love in a public place?

RH on the way home from gambling.

Have you ever knocked somebody out on accident?

Nope... always been on purpose... that way they stay down and you don't have to really hurt 'em.


have you ever gotten in a fight over something stupid, like, ice cream?

Over something important by 2 stupid people. Me and a buddy were (long time ago) fighting over who was less drunk to drive home, and fought for the car keys.

Ever tapped a fat ugly chick (or dude for the ladies)

woke up in the morning with her in my bed and bottle of quervo next to me , no good .

Ever set a buddy up with a fat chick and not tell him until they meet ?

Yea, a payback

Ever talked to a girl over the phone with the sweetest voice ever and find out she is butt ugly

Yeah, but it was Ok we just hung out in the dark .




Have you ever met a nice looking girl at a bar and you talked for quite a long time . But excused yourself to go to the restroom , while looking in the mirror you noticed you had a snot hanging out of your nose the whole time ......

Yep but it was actually not a booger it was parm cheese from my pasta .
I came back and we both laughed .


ever had a broken nose?

Nope. Short nose bone and the cartilage actually bends at the hit. I can even squish most of my nose flat. :D

Ever met a famous person

Nope . not that I can remember .

Have you ever had a concussion .

Not that I can remember :D j/k - had 1 that I know of when I dumped my pickup off a 75' drop. Head hit windshield on the ramp hit, head caved in the dash on the hit after the drop. Was a 'walking blackout' for evidently 5-6 miles until I regained my senses - shirt bloody, pants ripped, boot covered in dried mud. Turns out I also had a rupture sinus (only bleeds when you tilt your head foward and down). Walked 15 miles to the house and crashed on the sofa, but could not sleep from the head pain.


Ever did a girlfriend's mom?

Can't say that I have.

Ever colour your hair a crazy colour, just for fun?

Not on purpose . Kidding I grew up in southern california in the 80's so of course I did .

Ever cheat on a test and get caught

nope... my Mother once told me, 'don't cheat... you only hurt yourself...you ain't learnin' nothin' if you're cheatin'... I listened...

Ever wish you were smarter than you really are (not to be confused with smarter than you think you are) :)

Sure why not !


Have you ever wanted to be taller ?

Yes

Have you ever thrown up on a date?

nope... thru up right in front of one tho (that was almost a little emberissing)

ever decided you were not interested and just walked away... no explanation or nothin'

no

ever walked in on girlfriends/boyfriends parent in the bathroom during the middle of the night?

nope... had my own place since I was six & 1/2


ever woke up and had no idea where you were or how the heck you got there in the first place

Last night and she was ugly too !




Have you ever banged a girlfriends sister ?

I wish she had bigger tits

Have you ever walked in on girlfriends sister naked

me naked or her naked??? (actually both so never mind)

ever wished the sister was the girlfriend and the girlfriend was just your girlfriends sister?

Yes

ever wished they would be together when you wlaked in

You Dog... well yes, I guess that wouldn't be a totaly bad thang (keep in mind this was a looooooooonng time ago)



ever do both

No, thought about it alot after seeing her naked ............ should have went for it !


Have you ever had a hot teacher in grade or high school that you really want to bone ?

You don't even want to try to visualize the teachers I had in school (the prettiest picture that comes to mind is the wicked witch of the west... and that is being kind)... but to be fair, they were all good teachers... just... butt... ugly... kant hep it... Damn they were all nasty ugly...



Did you? Send pictures please... (not the jiggley gif's that are so prevelant around here...)

No sorry, just hands on " wink wink ".................. had a couple really knock-out teachers !



Have you ever been out on a ride and everything was at the time perfect ...... weather , road , time of year !

Yes I have, and nowhere near enough times yet.


Ever regret inviting the ol' lady on a bike run?

no, I ride solo


ever been so drunk that you fell off your bike

Not off the bike , but was so drunk I couldn`t get up off the floor.



Have you ever wished to have more time to do the things you really enjoy !

Every day .

Ever had a vacation so long you wanetd to go back to work ?

no..........how does this happen?
have you ever laid youre bike over in the rain?

Nope just lucky i guess .

Ever had a hemaroid

Nope... but have worked with a few over the years


have you ever jumped out of a perfectly good airplane, just for what they call fun?

nope ,but fell out of one while it was taking off . Justkidding .

been arrested

just once... long, long ago...


ever spent more than one night in jail?

yep , but I was innocent .

ever have a good jury duty

innocent... riiiight!!! :)

Had a good jury duty once. Took all of thirty minutes... case was a joke... Plaintiff should have been shot for wasting everybody's time. But it was a hoot...


ever lied to get out of your civic duty to serve on a jury? Don't lie to me now...

I tried but I sent in my request to late .

Ever been down in Mexico?

Nope... have no desire to go there


Ever been to Colorado?

When I was younger we drove through on vacation . I seem to remember something about the worlds steepest tram ride .
have you ever been there ?

No, but the mountains are awesome !



Have you ever fallen asleep at dinner ?

nope .

have you ever passed out during sex ?

I don`t think so ....................


Have you ever wished you did ?

Yea when I was married to my ex!

Here goes my hammock fettish again, ever do it in a hammock in the middle of your yard for everyone to see?

YeeeeeeHaaaaaaaa!!!! My kind of fetish[sm=alcoholic.gif]



Front yard or back yard?

front yard, more dangerous.
have you ever- got a good jerk at work!

No too many cameras around.[sm=yikesomg.gif]


Have you ever left work and then came back just before quiting time to punch out..........

Nope...it was just wasn't worth losing my barstool.

Have you ever uttered a racial slur when a person of that race was 2 feet away?

Nope , but my daughter did when she was about 4-5 yrs old . Called the dude a monkey , funny part about it he did .



Have you ever dropped food on the floor , and used the 3 second rule and picked it up and ate it? When nobody was looking !

I dont care if people see or not , heck I will eat other peoples dropped food !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


Ever lied about something like that ?

No, always would start counting out loud so everybody would know what I was doing.


What is the strangest thing you ever ate.

Yes, roly-poly. [:'(]

Have you ever lied to your mother?

Of Course who hasnt?

Have you every caught your parents in a "comprimising situation"?

Nope .

ever caught mom and boyfirend in the same

nope - did catch mom n dad

ever blamed the dog for your fart

yep

ever fart and let a little something more slip out? [:'(]

Almost let out a turtle head , but was able to force it back in !



Have you ever been in a gay bar and was asked to dance ?

no

Have you ever told a joke in a bar about an ethnic group and turned around and one was standing there.

No, Have you ever made an illegal u-turn in front of a police station

Yeah, to get to a good parking space .



Have you ever been busted by an uncover cop .

No...I consider that to be a sign of luck more than anything


Have you ever told off your mother-in-law, in front of your wife or husband (for the ladies)?

Yelled at my mother in law one time and made her cry , then my wife made me cry !


Have you ever dumped a whole bottle of dishsoap in somebodies pool.

No, and I'm sure you figured out it doesn't make a good lubricant :D


Have you ever taken a leak in someones pool?

Sure have, when the person is a real a$$hole to you your wife and your kid.


Have you ever put a bag of dog $hit on some one's porch and set it on fire?

no , but I have put vomit in a bag an set it there .

ever toilet papered someones house

No... that's childish... hehehe... turned over my schoolbus drivers outhouse tho... That was a loooong time ago


Ever broke your big toe?

yep , I work in auto repair shop and set a four post lift down on all the toes on my right foot . OUCH

ever went to the er and sat there for hours

Yes

Ever get so mad you start screaming at people in the same ER?

yep , then I just let my foot down and bled all over the place .

have you ever beat an employee ( he's next to me right now )

Are you talking about a body part.............................[sm=icon_rofl.gif]



Have you ever run over an animal on your bike ?

no, came close thou
have you ever-swung and hit the wrong person

No, because they always hit me first !


Have you ever swung and missed ?

Yea sometimes it's hard to hit that little white ball
Have you ever rode a green Honda.

Nope , rode a red kawasaki though .

Ever admit to banging a fat chick ?

Don't have to - never rode a porker. :D

Ever have those not so clean feelings about a relative?

Ya but I never said anything she was really large .

Ever go white water rafting ?

No but would love to

Ever eat something you dropped on the floor?

constantly ( im a clutz)

Ever run backwards uphill in the snow to see a girl

yes and I got lucky:D

ever done something and then wished ya hadn't

oh sure .....lots.........................


have you ever ate breakfast for dinner............................................ ..........................................

yeap and the kids love my pancakes with strawberries n whip cream dinners

turned the light off early on Halloween so you could eat the rest of the candey

nope but ill try tonight........................................... ..........

ever stole candy from another kid............................................... ..........................................

no but have had it stollen by my kids:eek:

ever "worked out on the poste whore training thread"?

Nope I dont work out at all , lazy .

Ever had a really cool car

Yeah 2 , a '66 Chevelle Sporter Sport w/ a 396 . And a '55 Chevy 1/2 ton stepside w/ wrap around back window.



Ever wish you had your cool car back...........................

Yep 64 nova , Loved that car

Ever get rid of something that you really didn't want to because of someone your not even with anymore ?

Yeah, I kinda miss her .........but I liked my cool cars better.


Ever wish you had x-ray vision ?

no.... never went to sleep.... I was busy.............................................. ...




have you ever been busted by a girlfriend. when you were with someone else.............................................. .........

No.
Have you ever cheated with her best friend?

no , But I did with her cousin .

Ever have 2 girls show up at the same time for a date and actually not mind

No, but I wouldn't have minded if they did...
Did you ever try riding 2 girls on the back of your scoot?

Yeah, one sitting on back and the other up front facing me.............. best time ever !



Have you ever had sex with a mother /daughter at the same time.

no, but one after the other!

Have you ever-had sex with two sisters

Yeah, Rosy Palm and four out of five sisters .[sm=icon_rofl.gif]


Have you ever been caught by your mom when you were young " choking the chicken " ?

Nope

Ever get caught stealing the booze from your parent's stash

yep . And Pops wasn't happy .

Ever ran a underground gambling ring ?

Why , have you heard something !



Have you ever tried River Dancing in a biker bar ?

Yes, me and my buds
Have you ever- got on your bike drunk and fell off the other side.

If that ever happens I`m calling a cab.



Have you ever rode home drunk , when you should have called a cab?

ya ya ya ya .

Ever had a reaaly bad leg cramp while riding ?

So bad that I could only use the front brake to stop.


Have you ever caught your pant leg in the open primary ?

nope but I did sleep at a Holiday Inn Express last night .

Ever get a free hotel room by saying you saw rats?

Nope... just used 'em for what they were... free snacks...


ever skipped a check at a restaurant

In highschool waiting to pay the bill , late for class . Too many people in front of me so ...........



Have you ever wanted to be taller ?

Nope... 6'1" has always been plenty for me.


Have you wanted to weigh less

Sure , I hate being as tall as I am round !



Have you ever wondered which came 1st the chicken or the egg ?

naw... hell, everybody knows it was the egg... or was it the damn chicken? Well hell now my head hurts... need a beer

Did anyone really ever care?

About what ?




Have you ever blew beer out your nose after seeing or hearing something really funny ?

no, only after a beer bong/
have you ever- smacked the sh*t out of somebody and was glad you did it.

no, self control

do you ever get too emotional to care about anything

I get too emotional because I care .



Have you ever been so happy that you wanted to tell everybody by shouting it out ?

all the time

did you expect an answer like that from me?

Have you ever been in love?

Am right now .
Ever have a girl brake your heart ?

Yes, when my teenage daughter told me she was pregnant and then married the scum bag loser, baggy pant wearin with the boxers hangin out, hat wearing sideways, talkin lotsa trash wangster than I really really really hate and moved away to North Carolina where I never see her or my grand daughter anymore.

Ever been backstage at a concert??

Yep... long time ago... used to be in concert promotion... what a blast...


ever wished now, you would have stayed with a job, that was just so so at the time?

yep i helped build sand rails for a friends dad .

Ever been to Glamis in southern CA and drove a sand rail ?

Nope... sounds like fun tho...


ever taken a brand new Blazer two trackin'/4wheelin' down the power line easments in Northern Michigan?

No, but used to 4 wheel out in west Texas......


Have you ever planted your 'nads on a cactus???? Hurts like heck......

No , but I mashed them in a vise.


Have you ever tried mind over matter ?

no, I guess I dont have enough mind.

Have you ever- ran over a cat!

nope, (but I did have to smack one a couple of times to get it's attention, and get it out of the way)

have you ever eaten a pet?

Yeah , I liked the dog better than the cat !


Have you ever smashed your finger with a hammer on purpose ?

I can't remember.

Have you ever put a clothes pin on a pets tail?

no no no no no no no no
Have you ever had ringworm

yes whenI was a child.

Have you ever eaten aligator?

yep , not bad , tastes like chicken .
ever swam with an alligator ?

no , and I don't want to.

Have you ever?

yep , not on purpose though .

ever done a burn out till the tire popped ?

No, but had a friend dip a cats tail in gas and lit it.


Have you ever walked in on somebody choking there chicken?

Not yet.

Have you ever been walked in on?

nope

have you ever killed the chicken?

Nope , killed a fish once .



Have you ever wanted to do a 2nd cousin ?

Sure did, but when your a young teen with raging hormones and a hot 2nd cousin, you tend to think like that. (never happened)



Have you ever drank yourself sober?

Tried to, but it didn't work :D

Have you ever slept with someone 10 yrs older or younger

yep , drove her car and slept at ther house too .

ever sleep with someone 10 years younger

Frequently!


Have you ever skipped school for several days, walked in and fessed up to the principle that you did it because you didn't want to wake up so early?

NO

Have you ever skipped class or work for more than a week than walkin like nothing was wrong and deny that you missed anything?

Ok , like that would work !



Have you ever lost a job after doing the above post ?

Nope, but I did have to buy my professor a beer at the end of class. (God Bless the early '80's)

Have you ever gotten fired by a family member or a person you have slept with?

Yeah it was good while it lasted.


Have you ever had freaky sex ?

freaqwently

have you ever had group sex

Sticky ,sweaty group sex is there any other kind ?


Have you ever had same sex .....sex ?

NO

Have you ever wanted to watch two same sex's have sex?

Sure, [sm=drooldude.gif]


Have you ever walked around naked with the blinds open ?

Everynight

Have you ever peeked in the windows of your neighbors?

Yepper dee

Have you ever been with someone of the same sex - sexually?

ohhh crap!

My reply wasn't to Amy's!!!!

geeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeesh...

The answer to Amys is no...

Same question

Have you ever been with someone of the same sex - sexually?

:D:D

No

Have you ever been turned on by watching animals mate:D:D:D ( And no I have not)

no

have you girls been drinking today ? :D:D:D

Not a drop!
Today

Have you ever gotten so drunk you don't remember what you did?

guilty :)

have you ever been lost in a big carpark (not been able to find your car)

Ohhhh H3)( yes!

Have you ever gone home with someone else's clothes on ?

eww NO

Have you ever left clothes behind on purpose?

Nope

Have you ever realized you forgot clothes and didn't mean to ?

ohhhhh yes:eek:

Have you ever hid clothes so someone would find them?

Nope

Have you ever had your picture taken partly clothed?

yes

Have you ever posted nude photos over the internet?

and the answer is (me no )

ever wanted to

No (to many freaks out there)


Have you ever ran into someone in public you knew while you were in the nude?

Nope .

Ever been to a nudist colony .

No....(just 2 nude beachs in Maui)

Likes to be nude in public

No but love to ride my jet ski with nothing on . Even tan ya know .

Next doesnt have any water around to have in .

false

Next has walked up to a friends house and saw thru the window they were having sex and still rung the doorbell anyway.:D

Nope

Have you ever been caught nude at a non nude beach?

nope , but I did call on the phone . My buddy and I were supposed to be going to see ZZ Top .

Next was the being interupted by the phone

don't think so:D

Next up likes being watched

Will plead the 5th on having been watched.

Have you ever watched someone?

Can't say that I would mind .

Next thinks that tonight would be a great night for a ride

pssst

this is the have you ever game...


Yes, I've gone on a ride at night

Have you ever done it on your bike?

nope....raining here

Next up : (go with puddles guestion)
Next has watched someone...

confused , too many forums i must stay strong .
true .

next up has video of themselves

Yes, I have videos of myself


Have you ever confused names?

Nooooooo

Next has had someone accidently see their videos

If it had it would be on a voyeur web site.



Would you ever post yours..................

No .

have you

no, and hello no.

Have you ever had sex in a public place.

Does the back seat of a old buick in the back of Wally World count ?



Have you ever been caught in the back seat of a parked car ?

yes------by an police officer:D

Have you ever been arrested for any indecent exposure

No ,

Ever decided to go to lunch in the middle of a hot session , see ya in a while

No, but I guess you have.


Have you ever waited until after a hot session to go get some lunch?

YES, just not today


Have you ever rushed a hot session so you could go eat?

Did earlier but I have eaten now and ready to rock and roll . I'M BACK

thanks for the warning....:D

Have you ever pretended you didn't speak English to aviod speaking to a stranger.

No habla aqie ?

Have you ever had to speak spanish to pick up a good looking girl / guy

No....I wouldn't want to.

Have you ever pretended you were some one else to aviod a person from your past.

Not that I can remember , wait who am I ?

have you

yes:D:D:D

Have you recently purchased a viberider to help you get chicks to ride with you?

no My bike is an 87 and believe me it shakes a plenty .
Ever road so long that both your legs just cramp right up