And I'm an SEC fan, so I can say this!

(1) What does the average Alabama player get on his SATs?
.........Drool.

(2) What do you get when you put thirty-two Arkansas cheerleaders in one room?
.........A full set of teeth.

(3) How do you get a South Carolina cheerleader into your dorm room?
Grease her hips and push.

(4) How do you get a Georgia graduate off your porch?
Pay him for the pizza.

(5) How do you know if a Mississippi State football player has a girlfriend?
........There is tobacco spit on both sides of his pickup.

(6) Why is the Kentucky football team like a possum?
.........Because they play dead at home and get killed on the road.

(7) What are the longest three years of an Auburn football player's life?
.........His freshman year.

(8) How many Florida Freshmen does it take to change a light bulb?
.........None -- that's a sophomore course.

(9) Where was O. J. headed in the white Bronco?
........ Baton Rouge , Louisiana. He knew that the police would never look at LSU for a Heisman Trophy winner.

AND FINALLY (drum roll and cymbal crash.....)

(10) Why did Tennessee choose orange as their team color?
.........You can wear it to the game on Saturday, hunting on Sunday, and picking up trash along the highways the rest of the week .

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"Gun control is the idea that the woman found in the alley, raped and strangled with her pantyhose is somehow morally superior to the woman explaining to the cops how her attacker got the fatal bullet wounds."

That's just WRONG! [&:]

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Guess they been eatin' too much COCK! GameCOCK that is...

Rick

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"Gun control is the idea that the woman found in the alley, raped and strangled with her pantyhose is somehow morally superior to the woman explaining to the cops how her attacker got the fatal bullet wounds."

Dose the name Billy Cannon ring a bell?

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Yes it does ring a bell. And the joke is, there hasn't been a Heisman Trophy winner from LSU for 50 years. Jesus Christ, I'm an LSU fan, it's a freakin' joke, come on!

Rick

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"Gun control is the idea that the woman found in the alley, raped and strangled with her pantyhose is somehow morally superior to the woman explaining to the cops how her attacker got the fatal bullet wounds."

I thought it was funny.

Every year on Halloween night, Hap Glaudi (NO sportscaster) would show Billy Cannon's Halloween night kickoff touchdown runback. Then you remember in 83' he was arrested for counterfieting. I was a freshman that year and students were holding up signs at the games that said "Billy Cannon send money" rather than mom or dad.

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Funny stuff! Long live Dixie!

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Must of been an another conference fan who got tired of seeing his boys get whipped by the best. PIG SOOOOIE

Big time SEC fan here,thought it was fully. Got a kid at Mississippi State,he'd think it funny too..............

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