Looks like it's time to drive by some busy restaurants and let'er rip!

 

I was walking into a restaurant with my wife when suddenly an HD rode by and revved. It had to have been about 90db if I had to guess. It shocked everyone in the restaurant and really hit me hard. It put me in a bad mood because I couln't fathom the amount of selfishness required to do something like that. One top of the depression, it really just made me hate life. I like riding, but I really don't like the noise. Please don't do that. You never know how it might affect others, and it make just end up being someone's last straw in life...

 

Don't forget to blip your throttle at all stop signs and stoplights.

 

You must be the envy of all your friends...you've found the ultimate "look at me" accessory. Now if you could only figure out what everyone is thinking when they look at you

 

Pretty sure every one thinks "there's a bad ***", so I'm going to love blipping the throttle. There's a patio restaurant that gets packed on Sundays. Gonna give them a nice concert tonight! Gotta keep up the coolness of HD life you know?

 

Not one to talk with those speakers on your bike

 

Another reason for the libs to come up with a noise abatement law.

 

Stupid libs. What the hell are they thinking wanting a "pleasant" place to live!?! If you can't relax on your patio while HDs ride by every 3-4 minutes then just stop existing. Duh. I mean there's no where on earth you can escape noise pollution so noise-sensitive libs' only option is to just stop existing. Would be nice if they did just that so the rest of us can enjoy making all the noise we like. Let's hope drywall and window companies lower their prices so it doesn't have to cost over $30k to soundproof a home enough to keep bike noise out, so then we can ride as loud as we want

 

Hey, hd ********, I sense satire- right?

 

Sorry I'm not a collegeboy smarty and don't know all your big words. "satire" sounds like a homo's scarf or something