Posted this in Sportster section but it would be doing a huge disservice to the wonderful folks who don't hang around there.

Saw this today on local CL. The ad is equally offensive to Sportster as well as BT owners but funny as hell ...
He definitely gets my vote in creative writing. How about you?

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Sick and tired of looking at all those plain jane stock Sportsters with saddle bags and windshields and coffee makers on them? If you want a Big "Heavy" Twin, then buy one, dont saddle down a sportster with all that other crap, your not fooling anybody. These cats dont have a clue, but buy this Sporty from me, and you WILL get laid the first night out, guaranteed!

I got 2 seats for it! The one in the pic is just for solo riding or for chicks with a real skinny a$$es, (and who wants that anyway, am i right?) The second one is a more comfortable seat for you and your lady to sit on. If she got a fat bottom, your cool, she will be happy.

The paint is flat black, and only about a year old! Its got a green stripe on the tank, dont know why its there, but screw it, its there. You can say you roll with Gravedigger or something, I dunno. Its actually growing on me.

Rims are spokes, the chrome is real nice, but youll be rolling anyway, so screw it. And if some fool does say something, you punch em in the face, let them know whos riding what. Take his girl and send em a picture later on from your bedroom. (It'll be the last time he talks crap, your doing him a favor, thank me later)

Its a 1200, but seriously, its all you need. (unless you have a tiny weiner, which in that case, you may need a bigger bike and louder exhaust)

We got 14" Apes on her, which alone, will get you tons of looks, and they look way cooler than those ghay a$$ drag bars or buckhorn bars. I like to call them "MANdlebars"

I got an extra fender, and a battery cover if you want. But electricity is cool, without it, there would be no ****, so why cover it up?

Tires? Did you say tires? I just put some fresh whitewalls on this bad a$$ Sporty, they only have about 50 miles on em, and still got them little "new tire" nubby things on the tires, so you know they dope as hell! PLUS EVERYONE who sees em, loves em! Seriously, these tires and brand spanking f**king new, no seriously, just dropped a few hundy on them, then had them installed, so theres at least 5 hundy in tires alone, so dont give me any crap about the price, its VERY fair.

The bike has about 17k in mileage on it, (all original!), your last girlfriend got more use that that! Starts every time, just give her a few min to warm up.

When you grow some *****, Email me asap, dont ask the wife, she will say no because she doesnt want you on a cool a$$ Sportster like this one, she knows your gonna talk to chicks and drink beer and get phone numbers from 19 year old hot chicks, we're men, thats what we do for christ sake! So go grab 35 hundred dollar bills, stick em in your dirty a$$ jeans and buy this from me. Stop on the way and grab me a Sammy Smith Organic Chocolate Stout, and I'll throw in some old issues of Hustler I got layin' around.

Cya
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And this is the bike for sale.

 

Yeah yeah...He left out the part about gettin' laid means you'll be catching, not pitching.
That's why they're girl's bikes.

 

+1 on the biatch bike comment. Of course we all had one at one time or another when we were young, remember that bro > lmfao

 

It's a funny ad. I will give credit to someone being creative. Here's the link:

https://charlotte.craigslist.org/mcy/5077649539.html

 

Thank you! I intended to include the link but was laughing so hard, I missed it ...

 

Hahaha..... this just sucks!

 

5 bills for tires? The dude must be on crack.

 

I think he is just trying to jack up the selling price ... crafty language and all

 

He wrote the ad to be funny. It worked! LOL!

 

And don't forget about the Green stripe.


He has some creativity and there is always at least one sucker out there.