last ride lake michigan and farts
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last ride lake michigan and farts
i went out to top off my bike for the winter and ended up on a very nice last ride. i was just going to go to the gas station but ended up out for an hour.
did 20+ miles. one of my favorite runs locally here goes right along lake michigan it is called lighthouse dr. this is where in july i got pulled over for doing 55 in a 30 cost me $200 but i was so into the curves i lost all sense of speed just leaning into the curves and smiling. but i digress! as i was going around the curves today at a legal 30 miles per hour. (there is still something cool about going 30mph on a bike that will do 100) as i was saying cutting through the curves i cut one. yes, i farted and it was an eye opening experience or should i say an olfactory opening experience ... i never experience smelling my own on a motorcycle before.... i am thinking the windshield kind of held it in place and caused it waft under my helmet.... sorry, i think i just robbed you of about a minute and a half of your life...... you will never get back.
did 20+ miles. one of my favorite runs locally here goes right along lake michigan it is called lighthouse dr. this is where in july i got pulled over for doing 55 in a 30 cost me $200 but i was so into the curves i lost all sense of speed just leaning into the curves and smiling. but i digress! as i was going around the curves today at a legal 30 miles per hour. (there is still something cool about going 30mph on a bike that will do 100) as i was saying cutting through the curves i cut one. yes, i farted and it was an eye opening experience or should i say an olfactory opening experience ... i never experience smelling my own on a motorcycle before.... i am thinking the windshield kind of held it in place and caused it waft under my helmet.... sorry, i think i just robbed you of about a minute and a half of your life...... you will never get back.
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The funny thing is that just this week on the way to work I smelt someone's cigarette smoke as I drove through an intersection. I got to thinking I've never smelt a fart, which are much worse than cigarettes. But to answer you question, never happens to me. My bike must vent well. But I don't recall ever having to fart on the motorcycle.
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yes, i farted and it was an eye opening experience or should i say an olfactory opening experience ... i never experience smelling my own on a motorcycle before.... i am thinking the windshield kind of held it in place and caused it waft under my helmet.... sorry, i think i just robbed you of about a minute and a half of your life...... you will never get back.