the thing I'm still trying to wrap my mind around is he got paid to write that trash. I should have been paid for reading it.

I would love to see that douche join a formation of mongols or hell's angels and see how they appreciate these rules

 

It was terrible. Five minutes I'll never get back...

 

Police motor officers mount from the right pretty sure most of those guys aren't newbies.

 

If you blip your throttle at a stoplight you are a throttle ******! Being a throttle ****** is not good, never has, been never will be.

 

Oy veh....
Who makes this stuff up?

 

But is it ok if my wife throttles my ******?

There goes another five minutes I'll never get back....

 

Rule number seven.
When wearing Assless chaps, it's proper etiquette to always wear a pair of pants.

 

 

I know you are supposed to mount a horse from the left. Don't know if that has anything to do with anything but it is about one of the few things I actually know is a true fact. The rest of the **** I just make up and try to present it as true.

 

One decent *** pic though.