Nothing...he is your dog, your fault not his....buy him a toy!!

 

Behind the #1 smartest breed, the Border Collie, which is what I have.

I'd be irritated no doubt but that would be it. I've probably spent close to $800 on mini blinds over the past 10 years that my dog has destroyed. He has a sensitive stomach and occasionally get sick and needs to go out while no one is home and he thinks he can get out the windows or the one glass door I had at that place.

 

Replace the term sheepskin cover with poodle. Two solutions with one action.

 

BEAT ME TO IT!!!! Sorry OP!!

I'd take the dog to the pound and call it a day. Even my silly labs know better than that. They just tear up siding, garden hoses, shoes, BBQ pit and you name it...BUT they know better that to mess with our toys. And I have to admit my toys are locked away in the shed/shop.

 

We have a golden retriever he doesn't act like that.

 

My dog DESERVES to be treated better than 90% of my own family. And every dog I've had has proven themselves to be far more loyal than the crappy bunch of humans I've been saddled with... but that's just my luck... but it also reminds me of my favorite saying.

How messed up are we, any assho!e can have kids, but you gotta have a license for a dog (obvi YMMV state to state, but I Still love the saying)

 

Peel the skin from its body and use it as your new seat cover

 

Training issue. All of my Pit's were chewers as puppies, but I have trained all of them to only chew on their toys.