Maybe take a little advice from Raylan.

 

What would you do? Drip surfboard wax on them? Then rub them down with a soft cake.

 

I like cheese

 

Yah know...... That's so freakin' TRUE.
I work in a fairly large office. And for the past couple of month's this adorable young female attorney would, every day a three o'clock, walk around with candy and just randomly give out little Halloween type treats to co-workers. Nothing big, just a little bite sized twix or milky way kinda thing. And I sheet you not, some azzhat..... Instead of telling HER no thank you, went to the project managers and filed a complaint against her. I only even foond this out when a few days after she stopped giving out candy, I asked her. I just figured she ran out of leftover Halloween stuff. And she was like no. I was ordered to stop cause someone complained. Jeez.... WTF.

 

Maybe someone figured they were being set up for a sexual harassment claim, because...you know, lawyers and ****.

 

I thought it was one hell of an export product of the US? What? The slogan 'loud pipes save lifes'..Indeed, in the dense traffic in extremely dense populated the Netherlands loud pipes will indeed save lifes. Because morons on 4 wheels are busy with their iPhone or other crap, making Whatsapps, working at their agenda. Everything but giving attention to motorbikes. The pipes of my former Heritage and now my Ultra awake the death in their graves. Although there is legislation about sound levels of exhausts of vehicles, motorbikes are hardly checked on that by the police. Because they know that loud pipes tribute a lot to the safety of bikers, awakening the zombies on 4 wheels

 

If a small group of guys come towards me wielding a bat, the pistol gets drawn. As far as being loud, I love it, my son loves it and I couldn't care less what others think of it. My son even says it sounds like a demo derby in the garage when its warming up.....WIN!

 

Why go all macho when it's far easier to twist the f**king throttle and leave the issue in the rearview mirror ?

Anyone on a motorcycle who couldn't avoid that kinda stupid deserves the **** coming at them.

 

buy the drunk a 12 pack, and stop for coffee at the coffee shop. Bring your own bat. Joking about the bat by the way.

 

So if three guys are blocking a road and coming at you with a bat, you're going to twist of the throttle and chance them swinging a bat at you while riding by? Have you ever been hit with a bat? Non the less, hit with one while you're moving on a bike? I'm not saying there aren't other options. But the scenario I had in my head is a worst case one. So it's not a "macho" move as you'd call it. It's self defense.