Meh, I already have one.....

 

I think the majority of that exorbitant price is the fact that it's got a 5.4 carat diamond ring in a specially designed "bulletproof" pocket in the tank, as well as other diamond rings in the end of each grip (specially designed to NOT come out), along with a made-to-match-the-bike Bucherer watch in the tank, and you get an extra matching watch to wear, too. Heck, the watches alone are probably 1/5 or more of the total price, and the "bulletproof" pocket in the tank would probably take up another 1/4 or more, and how much is a 5.4 carat diamond ring worth? The bike seems to be the lowest price part of it all.

 

If that's the "His" version, where is the ruby red "Her's"?

 

The jerks wouldn't let me take it for a test ride. Just as well. 3 months later I'd go to my dealer to trade it and they'd offer $5,000.

 

Where's the matching $1,200,000 trailer?