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Old 08-10-2018, 10:05 AM
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You will want to install a Baker transmission before attempting this.
 
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Originally Posted by smitty901
It will hold.
"It will keeeeeel"

Oh. Wait.

Wrong show...
 
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Old 08-10-2018, 10:07 AM
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I boinked a chic a few years back at my buddies house, him and his wife went to bed, and left me with one of their female friends. one thing led to another and we were looking for a spot in the wood line at his place. we walked, discovered the ground was wet, cause it was 130 in the morning in the summertime. we ended up going up into his boat that was sitting on a trailer. worked out well. I think I told him I got laid on his boat and it wasn't even in the water But either way, nothing wrong with the OP " practicing " with his wife in the garage , then going for a ride and parking under a tree etc.
 
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Old 08-10-2018, 10:12 AM
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Originally Posted by Labrador
When we were much younger we tried doing it in the woods at night, but I wasn't the only one doing the poking that night. The mosquitoes were all over us and after a minute or two we had enough (of the mosquitoes) and ran back to the car. I think that is why she wants to do it in the garage.
When we were young we didn't care about the mosquitoes or anything else. Getting old sucks doesn't it.?
 
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Old 08-10-2018, 10:13 AM
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I got reach around going down a deserted hiway back when I was a teenager and have gotten stink finger while riding also. Not what you’re looking for I know but good for story night around the campfire with buddies.
 
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The kickstand will hold but if you do it right and really get into it you may tip the bike over the other way, or so I've heard...
 
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Old 08-10-2018, 10:16 AM
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Originally Posted by TroubleHead Fred
The kickstand will hold but if you do it right and really get into it you may tip the bike over the other way, or so I've heard...
Damn! I hadn't thought of that!

 
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Old 08-10-2018, 10:23 AM
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Originally Posted by 0maha
Sex on a motorcycle should be reserved for spontaneous hookups at music festivals.
^^^^^THIS^^^^^
Don't see the fascination in doing it in the garage on a motorcycle. Seems kind of contrived, and it might damage the bike, LOL. It will certainly scare any animals that happen to be around.
 
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It's good to have goals.
 
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Old 08-10-2018, 10:34 AM
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This question raises a number of other questions:

- Same lube for all three holes?
- Where do you put the gas cap when filling her up?
- If you do it on an M8, who cleans up the fluid transfer?
 
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