It doesn't count unless you're moving, which also eliminates the jiffy stand factor.
Keep going until you sump.

 

 

 

I am hoping for something this weekend. We were talking about Sturgis being on my bucket list and she asked as to what else I had on the list. When I told her about doing it on the bike, she said "I'll do it, but in the garage". I said "let's do it!" But then she said something about needing to be in the mood, needing a towel for the tank and blah,blah, blah... (at this point there was no more blood in the brain for me to remember what she was saying).

So maybe this weekend I can get her motor running :-)

 

Good luck! You could use ratchet tie downs to make sure there's no slippage. The motorcycle should be fine with just the kickstand.

 

 

Last year my wife gave up sex for lent. I didn't figure it out until Easter.

 

I had coitus on my dentist buddy's bike that I had on long-term loan, 'cause he couldn't keep it at his house until he broke the news to his dad. It was one of those '84 orange candy glide FXRs. He was a real hornbag & when I told him what I did on his bike, he was like "OH YEA!!" It was kinda hard to keep,uh,inserted at the moment I threw my cheese 'cause I didn't wanna cream his seat & tank,& the bike was rocking back & forth, and the jiffy stand held up perfectly, although the FXR stand is a little different than the touring & Softail. Chick was digging it, although the tank console was giving her back fits. Just then my garage share buddy came in & caught the whole disgusting scenario. And, maybe it was the rocking motion, but the condom broke. I was lucky that time. Turned out she was on BC anyway.

 

I've read that passage like 5 times and for some reason makes me laugh out loud every time, I have no idea why.

Anyway, good on you my friend!

 

Kick stand will hold, BUT....tis much easier to engage your tongue while she's on the bike, then bend her over it and bang away....

Everyone talks **** but never posts pics....LOL....I'm off to the Deuce.....(my favorite bar)....