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Old 08-11-2018, 09:33 PM
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Traded Rug for Felt Burns, huh
They have a thing about seeing if their heels fit the corner pockets. Pool table in a bar in Colorado Springs had a g string shoved down the side pocket after closing one night, woulda loved to been around when they dug it out.
 
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Old 08-12-2018, 05:21 AM
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Good idea to signal before changing direction.
 
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Originally Posted by TroubleHead Fred
I've been married so long that if I told my wife I wanted to have sex in the garage on the bike tonight, she would remind me to turn out the light when I'm done and don't wake her when I come back in the house.
Ok, now THAT is funi. It is also a signal to you that you CAN call your girlfriend over.

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If you have to plan and think about it,,, wont be near as good as yeah thought.
 
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If you have to plan and think about it,,, wont be near as good as yeah thought.
That my friend is the difference between a wife and a girlfriend.
 
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Old 08-12-2018, 07:34 PM
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Originally Posted by LoneBone
Kick stand will hold, BUT....tis much easier to engage your tongue while she's on the bike, then bend her over it and bang away....

Everyone talks **** but never posts pics....LOL....I'm off to the Deuce.....(my favorite bar)....


Ok Me and this guy have it down

 
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Old 08-12-2018, 07:34 PM
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Originally Posted by BuzzCap7
Ok, now THAT is funi. It is also a signal to you that you CAN call your girlfriend over.

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If she would wash the dishes and do a load of laundry while she's here I think my wife would be ok with it. lol
 
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Originally Posted by WP50
Ok Me and this guy have it down

Please reread that and correct....
Hahaha
 
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Old 08-12-2018, 08:59 PM
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Originally Posted by TroubleHead Fred
If she would wash the dishes and do a load of laundry while she's here I think my wife would be ok with it. lol
LOLOLOLOL!!! You are too funi mate, too funi!! Wait a second...............oh CRAP! I think my wife would say the same thing..........damn.

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Old 08-12-2018, 10:46 PM
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Originally Posted by Super Glidester
Makes me wonder if a cowboy ever did a broad on the back of a horse.....
Many even did the horse.
 
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