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Labrador 08-10-2018 09:30 AM

Jiffy stand and sex on a motorcycle
 
An item on my bucket list is to have sex on the motorcycle. I casually mentioned it to my wife and she is up for it, as long as we do it in the garage. So as I plan for it, it dawned on me that maybe the jiffy stand may not be strong enough to hold the two of us and the motion that will ensue. What do you guys think? will it be strong enough?

I have a motorcycle jack and a front wheel choke that I can use to keep the bike upright, But I feel that using these may loose some of the spontaneity. Then again, I don't want to have the bike fall on us in the middle of coitus and have the Paramedics come to help us when we are butt naked.

Your thoughts?

0maha 08-10-2018 09:43 AM

Sex on a motorcycle should be reserved for spontaneous hookups at music festivals.

Labrador 08-10-2018 09:45 AM


Originally Posted by 0maha (Post 17583891)
Sex on a motorcycle should be reserved for spontaneous hookups at music festivals.

That's what I told my wife but she is a shy person. I'll take what I can get.

mmesa005 08-10-2018 09:46 AM

I think this thread will give you confidence in the jiffy stand ;) https://www.hdforums.com/forum/touri...trength-2.html

Mattbastard 08-10-2018 09:46 AM


Originally Posted by 0maha (Post 17583891)
Sex on a motorcycle should be reserved for spontaneous hookups at music festivals.

Close the thread, nobody else needs to reply, that's the only answer. :icon_worthy:

Super Glidester 08-10-2018 09:48 AM

I would go for it, that Jiffy stand is stronger than you think. Now if you intentionaly try to knock the bike over, that is also possible. Make sure you have the wife dress up in some nice sexy somtin sumtin.. let us know how it goes !

Oldskewl 08-10-2018 09:48 AM

Like you admitted, If you have to plan your sex around jackstands and wheel chocks it will ruin your expectation of the excitement. I'd bare on the safe side and go with the backseat ata drive in or something.
Or, take a nice night ride in the woods and get freaky in a campground or under a tree, the excitement is getting in trouble or getting caught not having the garage door accidently open.. Just my 2 cents

RANGER73 08-10-2018 09:49 AM

You'll be flat footed whether or not shes laying on/bent over the tank or the pillion. go for it and report back.
BUT,:icon_worthless:
Without pictures, it never happened.

Labrador 08-10-2018 09:53 AM


Originally Posted by RANGER73 (Post 17583911)
You'll be flat footed whether or not shes laying on/bent over the tank or the pillion. go for it and report back.
BUT,:icon_worthless:
Without pictures, it never happened.

I don't think you want to see my old, sweaty, hairy a$$ on a photo. You won't be able to sleep for days :icon_monkey:


Originally Posted by Oldskewl (Post 17583906)
Like you admitted, If you have to plan your sex around jackstands and wheel chocks it will ruin your expectation of the excitement. I'd bare on the safe side and go with the backseat ata drive in or something.
Or, take a nice night ride in the woods and get freaky in a campground or under a tree, the excitement is getting in trouble or getting caught not having the garage door accidently open.. Just my 2 cents

When we were much younger we tried doing it in the woods at night, but I wasn't the only one doing the poking that night. The mosquitoes were all over us and after a minute or two we had enough (of the mosquitoes) and ran back to the car. I think that is why she wants to do it in the garage.

smitty901 08-10-2018 09:58 AM

It will hold.


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