Clooney selling his HD (cause wife said so)

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11-14-2018, 09:31 PM

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Harley helped me bridge a racial divide....never dated a black chick till one asked me for a ride when I was coming out of a liquor store. Said she'd never been on a Harley...

She was a damn good ride for a year or so....

Was tapping one of Mc Hammer's backup dancers for a while when I first moved to the bay area, played with few sisters. Comes to women I'm color blind.

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11-14-2018, 09:37 PM

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Was tapping one of Mc Hammer's backup dancers for a while when I first moved to the bay area, played with few sisters. Comes to women I'm color blind.

The one that asked for a ride had a winged booty like no other....hell, I'll share....

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11-14-2018, 09:44 PM

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Damn, *** like that would make it tough to get outa bed in the mornings..

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11-14-2018, 09:51 PM

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Damn, *** like that would make it tough to get outa bed in the mornings..

Didn't come up for air for the better part of 6 months...

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11-14-2018, 10:11 PM

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Didn't come up for air for the better part of 6 months...

Think of the stupid **** we've done over a fine ***....

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11-14-2018, 10:21 PM

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Think of the stupid **** we've done over a fine ***....

It's sickening, has put me in the ER a time or 2, and I would do it all over again....

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11-14-2018, 10:26 PM

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All those cats say they wouldn't bang Clooney's ol lady, she's ugly, skinny, etc....

Show us who yer banging.....post a pic...

It it's decent I will up my "thanks" count.....

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11-15-2018, 10:26 AM

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Originally Posted by Bob Blehead

Didn't someone have a signature one time that read;

"A Harley will help you get over a woman better
than a woman will help you get over a Harley?"

`Makes sense.

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"It`s all pink inside".

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Damn, *** like that would make it tough to get outa bed in the mornings..

Yep! But I can`t "pole vault" that far anymore.

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It's sickening, has put me in the ER a time or 2, and I would do it all over again....

Wait`ll you get one who sticks her thumb up your *** and gently rubs your prostate. That`ll keep you hard all night, but the price to pay for that is an excruciating ache for a couple to three days.