Unwritten rules for harley riders
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Unwritten Harley rules:
No helmet just wear a doo rag
Buy an owners manual
Do your own wrenching
Only sleeveless shirts
Put a "get back whip" on your handle bars
Tease people in HOG
Tease people on metric bikes
Give friends the bird when on your bike
Make fun of Live to Ride accessories
Get Willie G skull accessories
Only pay cash for your bike
Call Harley dealerships "stealerships'
Make fun of people with fingerless gloves
Women go braless
Men go braless
That's pretty much it. Enjoy your freedom!
No helmet just wear a doo rag
Buy an owners manual
Do your own wrenching
Only sleeveless shirts
Put a "get back whip" on your handle bars
Tease people in HOG
Tease people on metric bikes
Give friends the bird when on your bike
Make fun of Live to Ride accessories
Get Willie G skull accessories
Only pay cash for your bike
Call Harley dealerships "stealerships'
Make fun of people with fingerless gloves
Women go braless
Men go braless
That's pretty much it. Enjoy your freedom!
Last edited by ieatchickens; 04-14-2019 at 04:04 PM.
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Glenn Gorman (07-01-2022)
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I didn't used to wave at scooters. Then one day as I slowed for a Stop sign I noticed a scooter coming my way from my left. I stopped and was waiting for the scooter to pass so I could proceed across the road and continue. As the scooter got closer the scooter rider waved. I didn't wave back. But as the scooter passed me I noticed the rider was slim, had a long flowing blond ponytail and large breasts. Now, I always wave at scooters.
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HAOLE (04-15-2019)
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I'd say, if you have to think about it, get an Indian or a Honda.
If you are just you, be yourself, respect everyone and help everyone as needed, and all is GREAT!
I look at posers and can only think.................man that guy/gal needs to increase his/her self-image.
For some reason the following keeps popping into my head; an IN DOOR event 2 girls dressed up as bikers had those fake arm thingy tattoo sleeves. I thought, REALLY? WTF do you need that for?????
You want tat's, then GET THEM! This POSER CRAP "LOOK AT ME I AM COOL" says nothing to me abt them except they need to GET A LIFE! BE WHO U ARE!
I have NO tat's. SO freaking what?!?!?!?! These 2 girls had those fake sleeves and now they are someone? What happens when they take the sleeves off? They become a NO BODY again?!?!?! Geesh!
Oh, and get this................BEST OF ALL.................those fake sleeves at least 1 of the girls was wearing, was on badly WRINKLED!! SH*T man, if u r going to wear them, then at least wear them RIGHT! What dicks!
And that was my personal opinion. And it is NOT IMHO. You like it? Good. If not, LIVE WITH IT!
(((Man, what has come over me. I'll go take a chill pill.)))
If you are just you, be yourself, respect everyone and help everyone as needed, and all is GREAT!
I look at posers and can only think.................man that guy/gal needs to increase his/her self-image.
For some reason the following keeps popping into my head; an IN DOOR event 2 girls dressed up as bikers had those fake arm thingy tattoo sleeves. I thought, REALLY? WTF do you need that for?????
You want tat's, then GET THEM! This POSER CRAP "LOOK AT ME I AM COOL" says nothing to me abt them except they need to GET A LIFE! BE WHO U ARE!
I have NO tat's. SO freaking what?!?!?!?! These 2 girls had those fake sleeves and now they are someone? What happens when they take the sleeves off? They become a NO BODY again?!?!?! Geesh!
Oh, and get this................BEST OF ALL.................those fake sleeves at least 1 of the girls was wearing, was on badly WRINKLED!! SH*T man, if u r going to wear them, then at least wear them RIGHT! What dicks!
And that was my personal opinion. And it is NOT IMHO. You like it? Good. If not, LIVE WITH IT!
(((Man, what has come over me. I'll go take a chill pill.)))
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Glenn Gorman (07-01-2022)
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Bryce_kraxner (07-01-2022)
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What? Huh? HEY!
I shoulda stabbed them both!
Yeah that............then taken their fake tat sleeves and wore them 'meself. THEN and only THEN I can be somebody. Whooo-YEAH!!! BOOY YAAAAA
Maybe for good measure ripped their eyeballs out and jumped on them........YAAAAA!!!!!!!!!!
I shoulda stabbed them both!
Yeah that............then taken their fake tat sleeves and wore them 'meself. THEN and only THEN I can be somebody. Whooo-YEAH!!! BOOY YAAAAA
Maybe for good measure ripped their eyeballs out and jumped on them........YAAAAA!!!!!!!!!!
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ddennisac (04-27-2019)
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