HELP ME!!! I'M Stuck!!!
 

All winter,, I walk pass my bikes, they sit their in their Frozen state..
Sunday,, I walk by,, (after several beers),, I could swear the Ultra was
crying, from neglect,
So I Lean over ta give her a little kiss,,,,,,,,,,,

NOW my Fuggin lips are STUCK TO THE TANK!!!!!!!!!!!!


HELLLLPPP!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Is there a sawz-all within reach?

start er up!

Warm water should help. If you can't get to any warm water, ahh nevermind :)

I read ya Freaking cold & icy outside. I love my babies too. I keep the lights on for em. They look sad. Im sad miss sitting on them feeling there warm vibration. Hate the Winter and what it brings. 50-60 days and counting then it will warm up some.

Close your eyes and imagine riding down your favorite road with some new mods you've always wanted but couldn't afford. The drool will loosen your lips.

Mine's in the dining room...nice and warm!!!

I , was, thinkin about sittin on it,and daydreamin,, but I just got out of the shower and was neked!!!

kinky

I heard it was so cold that the citizens of Minnysoty had to stop kissing liberals' azzes.

Could it be true? :D