ALMOST got pissed on yesterday...
 

ALMOST!!!!...pulled out of a side road behind a truck pulling a livestock trailer...got about 200 ft from it and the smell was awful.....thats when I noticed a line of 'liquid' in the road...followed it forward with my eyes and discovered the source....luckily I was out of the 'spray zone' when I noticed it...not sure if it was cow or horse piss but it wouldnt have made much difference...pulled over for a few to let the 'piss wagon' go on...
otherwise a good ride...:icon_couch:

Golden Shower LOL

Better pissed off, than pissed on!

True,but luckily I was neither...:icon_rain:

Wow! Like there aren't enough things to watch out for when riding... now this!!

new meaning to thats a Pi$$er.

I saw a little car tailgating a 2 horse trailer last month. Now quick, tell me why anyone with good sense doesn't tailgate a horse trailer with the horses ass hanging out. The rear gate was lower than usual and one of the horses let go with quite a load. It hit the pavement and exploded into a shower of horse poop right in front of the car. They backed off real quick!

Looking at it from that prospective,I got lucky...:icon_couch:

Gives me an idea for a new invention. Goes on the back of your bike and emits horse piss on demand. I'll call it Pissoff.:icon_laugh:

I must say if this is your bike then it is a beauty . :)

Bottles, cans, cigarette butts (my favorite), and now horse piss. Next thing you know they will be flinging grenades at us. I've had people throw cigarette butts at me twice this week alone.

Wait until you get behind a double-decker semi full of hogs and there's no way to pass because of the twisties. I could smell those SOB's a full mile before I finally caught up with the rig.

Been there!!:( --- Also, I've fell in behind (for a very short time, mind you) a leaking diesel fuel transport . That ain't too much fun either.:)

Always give gravel/dump trucks and livestock trailers a WIIIIIDDDDEEE birth. The smell alone is enough to make you want to get around it as quickly as possible. Cattle and hog trailers are indeed the absolute worst. They not only smell like toxic waste, but they spew it.

That's it... I'll start carrying horse poop to make the tailgaters back off.

Edmo

Just have to find some way to launch it. You know you want some kind of button that just launches it at the windshield behind you...:icon_viking:

That would have been fun getting that on the pipes... that'd smell worse than the time that racoon got caught in the copier :icon_duck:

lol me and my brother got pised on like that in texas back in 1972 when we rode Xcountry.it was a fine mist lol
every time i see a livestock truck i chuckle.
we rode xcountry on kawaski 500 triple 2stokes by the way

If it smells bad or has slats in it --I am not following it.

or pulling up next to it at a light.

NFW I always try to stay away from those thing because of the smell. I never thought about piss flying at me.

Way. :icon_wink: https://www.hdforums.com/forum/gener...pissed-on.html

Iceman366's post is the best in that one.

"Could be worse, could be raining."
http://www.moonbattery.com/archives/farting-cow.jpg

it's not the destination......it's the journey:icon_bike: it'll wash off....rocks are the worse:icon_teeth:

Good thing you kept your mouth shut. Get it? Kept your mouth SHUT? It's a joke. Oh...nevermind. ;)

Slug from a city poop plant thats a smell that keeps on giving do not follow
Cow piss now thats funny, fine mist LOL good one deamer65

You should follow the gut truck from a poultry processor on a hot, summer day. Forget pulling over and letting it get way ahead. The stink just hangs in the air. It's easier to just turn around and take the long way home.

You know urine trouble when it's rainin' yellow.