"My" TOP TEN Observations from Ocean City Bike Week
This is my list of thingto remember whenat OC Bike week. 1) if you pull up to a light as it is changing to green before pulling a wheel off theground, it's a smart idea to see if the police are stopped at the light. 2) if your going to use your blinker to go from the far left lane to the far right lane and back you should at least have your headlights on. 3) never pee in a bank parking lot. 4) doing a burnout is cool, unless of coarse the car behind you is an unmarked police car 5) MD requires you to have a valid registration in your possession even if the sticker on your plate is valid 6) Eat before you drink, greasy food @ 4 am will impact your spirits the next morning. 7) earplugs, although funny looking,keepyou from yelling at everyone 8) Denny's breakfast is not good enough to feed adog (at least thats what the waitress said) 9)people with bigger balls have more fun 10) always look at your room before paying for it. |
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You forgot....
If you park your freshly washed and polished bike in a parking lot....make sure the burnout pit is at least 30 feet away |
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Observation 12 - since when is Sept 13-16 Ocean City Bike "Week"....
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#13. Never book a hotel room that is right on Coastal Hwy, unless you only plan on sleeping between the hours of 3:30 and 4:30 a.m. or put your ear plugs in before you go to bed
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RE: "My" TOP TEN Observations from Ocean City Bike Week
Observation #14
Never put a towel under your azz and sit on it while riding your scoot They have a tendency to fall off and get caught up in the drive line Then you end up riding "Beotch" behind some guy to get home And with a town full of Bikers the comments come out of the woodwork Picture to follow No this didn't happen to me (Thank God) http://i158.photobucket.com/albums/t...BeotchRide.jpg |
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#15. Don't forget your leathers(mostly your gloves), if you do and the weather turns you won't be able to feel anything from your elbows down on the 4 hour ride home
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#16: If attending DMBW, always bring rain gear or something to keep dry.
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#17. When bringing your designated driver(and a couple of "back-ups"), make sure they don't turn into your designated drunks....if so, you're gonna need to borrow a trailer to get all the bikes back to the hotel
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RE: "My" TOP TEN Observations from Ocean City Bike Week
Drunk Bus (what an invention) $2.00 a day, no need for a designated driver.
I guess I should have done the top 50, looks like we may make it there before end of the night. Steve finally figured out what "Monstermile" is all about, heard it on the radio when we left, sorry we missed you. Gonna have to plan a get together for Myrtle Beach, maybe have everyone come to my house for a day or two before or after and ride down from here it's only about 140 miles east. |
RE: "My" TOP TEN Observations from Ocean City Bike Week
ORIGINAL: Storm 4 U Observation #14 Never put a towel under your azz and sit on it while riding your scoot They have a tendency to fall off and get caught up in the drive line Then you end up riding "Beotch" behind some guy to get home And with a town full of Bikers the comments come out of the woodwork Picture to follow No this didn't happen to me (Thank God) |
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