TOAK the Thread Of All Knowledge VIII
03-17-2017, 04:01 PM
03-17-2017, 04:01 PM
Not like I really had a choice in the matter. We were poor as Job's turkey (one of my granny's favorite sayings) and a whole lot of the food we ate came from the land and river because my folks were just too damn proud to take a handout from the government.
So, I hunted and trapped and set snares to catch rabbits and such and we ran trot lines on the river and put game and fish in the freezer, raised chickens etc.
My sons will never know what that was like, the world has moved on from those days my friend..
03-17-2017, 04:02 PM
Big Kahuna HDF Member
03-17-2017, 04:04 PM
Well there was that heifer we had fer a while..
What happens in the barn, stays in the barn!
You've seen all the commercials about ED. But what really happens when you ask for help with an erection lasting more than 4 hours?
I walked into a drug store and asked to talk to a male pharmacist.
The woman I was speaking with said she was the only pharmacist and since she and her sister owned the store, there were no male employees. She asked if she could help me. I said that I really would have preferred to speak with a male pharmacist. She assured me that she was completely professional and whatever it was that I needed to discuss, I could be confident that she would treat me with a high level of professionalism.
I reluctantly agreed and began by saying, "As a shy man, this is tough for me to discuss, but here goes. I get erections every day that last more than four hours. This condition causes me a lot of problems and severe embarrassment. I was wondering what you could give me for it."
The pharmacist said, "Just a minute, I want to discuss this with my sister who is also a pharmacist."
When she returned, she said, "We discussed it at length and this is the absolute best we can do:
* 1/3 ownership in the store,
* A company pickup truck,
* A king size bed and
* $3,000 a month in living expenses."
I walked into a drug store and asked to talk to a male pharmacist.
The woman I was speaking with said she was the only pharmacist and since she and her sister owned the store, there were no male employees. She asked if she could help me. I said that I really would have preferred to speak with a male pharmacist. She assured me that she was completely professional and whatever it was that I needed to discuss, I could be confident that she would treat me with a high level of professionalism.
I reluctantly agreed and began by saying, "As a shy man, this is tough for me to discuss, but here goes. I get erections every day that last more than four hours. This condition causes me a lot of problems and severe embarrassment. I was wondering what you could give me for it."
The pharmacist said, "Just a minute, I want to discuss this with my sister who is also a pharmacist."
When she returned, she said, "We discussed it at length and this is the absolute best we can do:
* 1/3 ownership in the store,
* A company pickup truck,
* A king size bed and
* $3,000 a month in living expenses."
03-17-2017, 04:05 PM
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03-17-2017, 04:06 PM
03-17-2017, 04:07 PM
Big Kahuna HDF Member
Jeez, Mick, now I may have to go see the pharmacist!!!!!
03-17-2017, 04:18 PM
03-17-2017, 04:23 PM
Seasoned HDF Member