7 Things NOT to Do With Your Harley-Davidson
by Bassem Girgis

 

I agree - when I do wheelies, I ALWAYS wear a full face helmet.

 

This is the same guy that wrote the 6 etiquette rules. He's still saying it's proper form to insert yourself into a pack motorcyclists. All along I've been rude and minding my own business and keeping a (what I thought) was a respectful distance away.

I learn so much from these posts.

 

Number 6? When is it EVER okay to join a group on the road without asking? Patch club or otherwise.

 

For a guy who appears not to own a Harley Davidson the OP sure seems to know what to or not do with one.

I think I will start a neurosurgery blog.

 

I don't insert myself into anything without asking first.

 

here we go again with advise from the "professional" :icon_banhi m:

 

For once, I've never done any of those things.

 

Heres my list of 7 things never to do with a Harley Davidson
1) Jump the fountain at Caesers Palace - It never ends well
2) Peel out in a mud puddle with your bike facing away from church while everyone behind you is in Sunday whites
3) Never have your back seater give the finger to a LEO or a 1%er
4) Never ********** on the freeway doing over 65. Under 65 is ok BUT becomes a problem if theres a need to stab someone
5) Never ride with Hawaiian Guy
6) NEVER EVER EVER EVER ride with white leathers or a cape
7) Never let you dog take the controls while doing a wheelie, without a helmet, while riding past a LEO while in the pack of 1%ers while watching SOA on your Ipad while eating a big mac while talking on your cell while riding on a diesel slick, while giving a throttle blip salute to a guy on a BMW who is masturbating while breaking up with a girlfriend who is a prosecutor while filing 9 lawsuits while in the great state of Texas during rush hour traffic where pulling onto I35 in Fort Worth while President Trumps motorcade is in front of you!

Im surprised the dipshit that wrote this didnt say ride sober..

 

You can't ********** and stab someone at the same time??