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Old 06-18-2019, 10:13 PM
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Default A bear on a unicycle walks into a bar...

...and ask for advice to find out if he looks like a giant octopus in a goldfish aquarium!

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Joke aside, I often read posts on different forums, where people seems worried about how they look on their bike(because of their vertical, and horizontal, size).

So, how about we comfort them by telling them they are cute or add some advice here and there where we believe they could improve their riding pleasure with some comfort-oriented mods?

Let me start:
- 6'1, 250 lbs
- Slim 2014 with 3" Arlen Ness extension and LePera Barebones
- The other bike is for fun! :P

Pictures and videos below. How about you? Let's make this a fun experiment!



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Video link: https://1drv.ms/v/s!Aq01x22l-QuniYFqPMxdpAC_M_MMIQ




​​​​​​Video link: https://1drv.ms/v/s!Aq01x22l-QuniYFrl5P993_Ynpf75g
 

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If the bear is on a unicycle, how does it walk into a bar?
 
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If the bear is on a unicycle, how does it walk into a bar?
 
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He has two pair of legs?
 
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Right, so his front paws are on the handlebars and his back paws are on the pedals. So how's he "walk" into the bar?
 
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T’e trop gros pour ton mini bike pour sure.....
 
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Right, so his front paws are on the handlebars and his back paws are on the pedals. So how's he "walk" into the bar?
Unicycle has no handlebars
 
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Unicycle with handlebars?
 
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Old 06-19-2019, 06:31 AM
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You look like a funny bear riding your kids bike in the lower picture.
or was that your first bike from when you were a kid ?
 

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If they ask me what they look like on their bike I tell them like a gorilla screwing a football.
 
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When I ride my Wife's 883 Low. My friends say I look like a gorilla on a minibike
 

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