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Old 11-10-2018, 05:50 PM
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Dear Moderator(s),

There is nothing to see here. Everything is fine. We all love Mozie Ka-Tozie (stop laughing). No bashing, nothing.

Thank you. Have a good day Moderator(s) and good bye. You are needed in other threads. Thank you.

HAH Mozie Ka-Tozie, I have you all by yourself now. NO moderator(s) to save your sorry butt. 1st off, take this and take that . Now u know who is boss sure, be mad. It is good for you!

EVERYONE (except moderators since they are checking other threads): I will be adding to this story, "The Life & Times Of A Mozie Ka-Tozie" every now and then. If anyone would like to add to the Live & Times of Mozie Ka-Tozie, feel free to jump right in.

To start with, Mozie Ka-Tozie is my brother. He was born my sister but you know. So now he is my brother.

Below is a list of characters I will be adding to this story or "The Life & Times Of A Mozie Ka-Tozie" since he never really had a real friends of his own. He would make up friends in his head but even those friends did not want to play with him so they ran away. He used to write names like "Joe" or "Bob" on small pieces of paper....they would be his friends... and staple them to his head so they could not run away.

Mom and Dad kept telling Mozie K-Tozie to stop stapling things to his head. Dad on the sly suggested Mozie to take those pieces of paper and stuff them up his nose. Dad suggested about 10 friends. That is why today, when you meet Mozie in person, he is very nasal. If u see a little white thing hanging from his nose that looks like this......



.........don't say anything to him. He is a bit sensitive about his friends up his nose.

<<To Be Continued.>>

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Characters (and I do mean characters to be added later are, Whizzie, JFGOGOGOGO and Uncle Lari. And more.)
 
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Old 11-10-2018, 05:57 PM
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Old 11-10-2018, 06:10 PM
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Test.

@Mozvader This is a test. Let me know if u got this in your PM ok?

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Old 11-12-2018, 12:25 PM
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BuzzCap7: So, where is this big funi story u were going to tell about Mozie Ka-Tozie?

BuzzCap7: What?

BuzzCap7: You heard me the 1st time.

BuzzCap7: You sound like a gurl.

BuzzCap7: Don't get off the subject. Where is this big story abt Mozie Ka-Tozie you professed to have?

BuzzCap7: Ummm....

BuzzCap7: Ya, "ummmm...." you should be ashamed of yourself.

BuzzCap7: You are just a bunch of boring talk, talk, talk. You are wasting everyones time.

BuzzCap7: Ya maybe but you are an *******!

BuzzCap7: Hey! Watch your mouth.

BuzzCap7: I can't see my mouth.

BuzzCap7: Look, just apologize to everyone and go home.

BuzzCap7: Ok, I apologize that BuzzCap7 is a good for nothing *******!

BuzzCap7: No, no. That is not right at all.

BuzzCap7: STFU!

BuzzCap7: Stop resorting to name calling.

BuzzCap7: You stop resorting to name calling.

BuzzCap7: Thats it. I am reporting you.

BuzzCap7: You know, Mozie Ka-Tozie is really a nice guy. YOU are the one I should be ragged on.

BuzzCap7: You obviously do not know Mozie Ka-Tozie very well.

BuzzCap7: Yes I do. He is my blood brother.

BuzzCap7: You said he was a gurl.

BuzzCap7: No. I said he sounded like a gurl.

BuzzCap7: So that makes you a homo?

BuzzCap7: WTF u talking about?!?!?!?!

BuzzCap7: Let's get this right. Mozie Ka-Tozie is a nice guy right?

BuzzCap7: Yes.

BuzzCap7: You know............if u r learning abt spiritualism, u should ONLY be saying nice things abt people.

BuzzCap7: You want me to say somethign nice abt Mozie Ka-Tozie?

BuzzCap7: Yes.

BuzzCap7: Is it too late to delete this thread?

BuzzCap7: Yes.

BuzzCap7: Ok, I will say that Mozie Ka-Tozie is nice because he did not rob a bank today.

BuzzCap7: Today?
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BuzzCap7: Ok, ok, ever.

BuzzCap7: That is not the "nice" we are talking about.

BuzzCap7: Ok, he is nice bcs he is smart, helps others on the HDF forum and is always pleasant to talk with. He encourages others and has MANY "thanks".
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BuzzCap7: Now was that so hard?

BuzzCap7: No. I had my fingers cross behind my back.

BuzzCap7: You know I can't see you.
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BuzzCap7: You ARE me. Are you really THAT stupid?

BuzzCap7: See, name calling again.

BuzzCap7: Ok, I will put some more thought to this thread and add something later ok?
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BuzzCap7: Ok.

BuzzCap7: You know why Mozie Ka-Tozie says to wear sensible shoes?

BuzzCap7: Bcs his feet smell?
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BuzzCap7: Yes but he said it is a true statement. Ppl should wear sensible shoes.

BuzzCap7: TTYL Buzz.

BuzzCap7: Ok, TTYL
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BuzzCap7: Next time be funi ok?

BuzzCap7: Ok. Sometimes it just comes out funi and sometimes it does not.

BuzzCap7: No worries. We love you either way. I know u always mean well.
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BuzzCap7: Thank you.

BuzzCap7: Thank you.

BuzzCap7: I love you.
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BuzzCap7: Where is this going?

BuzzCap7: Well it is just you and me here right now you know.

BuzzCap7: <CLICK!>
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BuzzCap7: Buzz?

BuzzCap7:

BuzzCap7: Buzz?
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BuzzCap7:

BuzzCap7: I knew that would shut his face up.


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