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Old 07-08-2010, 06:22 PM
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Are you a Democrat, a Republican, or a Southerner?













Here is a little test that will help you decide.

The answer can be found by posing the following question:
You're walking down a
deserted street with your wife
and two small children.

Suddenly, an Islamic
Terrorist with a huge knife
comes around the corner,
locks eyes with you,
screams obscenities, praises
Allah, raises the knife, and charges at you...

You are carrying a
Kimber 1911 cal. 45 ACP, and you are an expert shot.
You have mere seconds before he reaches you and your family.
What do you do?


THINK CAREFULLY AND
THEN SCROLL DOWN:

Democrat's Answer:

  • Well, that's not enough information to answer the question!
  • Does the man look poor or oppressed?
  • Have I ever done anything to him that would inspire him to attack?
  • Could we run away?
  • What does my wife think?
  • What about the kids?
  • Could I possibly swing the gun like a club and knock the knife out of his hand?
  • What does the law say about this situation?
  • Does the pistol have appropriate safety built into it?
  • Why am I carrying a loaded gun anyway, and what kind of message does this send to society and to my children?
  • Is it possible he'd be happy with just killing me?
  • Does he definitely want to kill me, or would he be content just to wound me?
  • If I were to grab his knees and hold on, could my family get away while he was stabbing me?
  • Should I call 9-1-1?
  • Why is this street so deserted?
  • We need to raise taxes, have paint & weed day.
  • Can we make this a happier, healthier street that would discourage such behavior.
  • I need to debate this with some friends for a few days and try to come to a consensus.
  • This is all so confusing!
.................................................. ...........................
Republican's Answer:

BANG!


.................................................. ......................
Southerner's Answer:
BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG!
BANG ! BANG! BANG! BANG!
Click..... (Sounds of reloading)
BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG!
BANG!
BANG!
BANG!
Click
Daughter: 'Nice grouping, Daddy!'
'Were those the Winchester Silver Tips or Hollow Points?! '


Son: 'Can I shoot the next one?!'


Wife: 'You ain't taking that to the Taxidermist!
 
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Old 07-08-2010, 06:24 PM
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Old 07-08-2010, 06:33 PM
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I am a dont tread on me psycho AMERICAN, I would whip out my flame thrower and toast him.

FTW and have a nice day everyone
 
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Old 07-08-2010, 06:39 PM
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Was the Kimber model 1911 like this one ????

Guess I'm a southerner
 
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Old 07-08-2010, 07:12 PM
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I'd offer to buy him a beer, if he refused, Id prolly just shoot him.
 
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Old 07-08-2010, 07:26 PM
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I am a dont tread on me psycho AMERICAN, I would whip out my flame thrower and toast him.

FTW and have a nice day everyone
"How was your day Honey?" I heard you went on a ride. What did you get US?"

LOL.....
 
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I'm somewhere between a Republican and Southerner. My first thought was to shoot him dead. Then a couple more for good luck.
 
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Old 07-08-2010, 08:59 PM
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Dang southerner I'm sure. Think long on the wrong thing you don't get to think anymore. Sorry if this offends but I'm very leary of any animal that tries repeatedly to try to kill me. Very funny to me though.
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I'm a Southern Democrat from the Republic of Texas. I pack a Glock 22(40 Cal), I would smoke the sumbyotch. No questions asked. No second thoughts.
 
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I'd probably just pull a double-tap at COM and then stand ready hoping there were more of them bastards ready to come out of somewhere. Heeeee hee heeeee heee.
 
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