Hey there HD Florida Crew
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Hey everyone . Figured I'd introduce myself. New to the forums and to HD motorcycles. I've been riding since I was 16 (37 now) All sports bikes till just recently. Finally stepped it up and got me a 2000 HD Electra Glide FTLHP-I . All I can say is I don't know what I was thinking all those years . Every time I have a question about my HD it directed me here so I figure why not sign up and join. From Miami and Jacksonville Fl now. Always up for a ride. Good to be here and meet you all.
1) You must have a party at your house with beer, beer, frog legs, more beer, then more beer, and some wings and ribs BBQ.
2) Have more beer.
3) Oh crap...............invite all of us to #1 above.
4) Understand the east side of Florida riders are nicer, better looking and smarter than the west side. This is just a "given".
5) The west side rides like girls. they wear a skirt. But do not smell all that great.
6) That I am an authority on everything man has ever invented.
7) That I am madly in love with UKLauren no matter how much she ignores me. (Ok, sh enever ignores me but tries too.) And banned me 4 times from this area.
8) More of #1 and #2 above please.
9) Come here often and see who is saying what. But really, just look at my posts. The others here are usually senseless or ware written when they are high and / or drunk. Or 1 of the other. Or both. Or sometimes all the same all the time. Or we are all over UKLaurens house since we all really love her not just me. And something else and something else. And a little bit more of something else. And a tad more of #2 above.
Ok, that is your orientation. Your test will be a little bit later. Open book style. Ok, no test. You passed since you read this far.
G'day mate & Ride Safe. Oh, the mates on the west coast of Florida........ blah, blah, blah, blah blah. <-- Put all bad stuff in there.
BuzzCap7
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ROFL! SH*T!!!!! I can't lie. Truth be told (smart alec) no. She is just tired of giving me 1 of "those looks" women give u when u do something you know you should not do. So my computer is down the hall form her now and when she hears be with a sinister laugh, she just ignores me.
Damn...........I can't believe u caught me. Too funi!!!!
My brother flew in from California. Had dinner wtih him and his wife and he had 6 scallops on his plate. He ate 1 then went to the restroom. When he got back, there was only 1 scallop on his plate left. I can't tell u anything more since I do not want to self incriminate. Yes, it got real quiet when my brother came back and saw only 1 scallop. My wife did not say anything nor did my brothers wife say anything.
The restaurant was about 80 -90% full. Can't tell u what happened but I can't sit down now for a week. I was never so humiliated. It would have been a WHOLE DIFFERENT STORY if I knew my wife had her stun gun with her. So it was her fault not mine.
BuzzCap7
Damn...........I can't believe u caught me. Too funi!!!!
My brother flew in from California. Had dinner wtih him and his wife and he had 6 scallops on his plate. He ate 1 then went to the restroom. When he got back, there was only 1 scallop on his plate left. I can't tell u anything more since I do not want to self incriminate. Yes, it got real quiet when my brother came back and saw only 1 scallop. My wife did not say anything nor did my brothers wife say anything.
The restaurant was about 80 -90% full. Can't tell u what happened but I can't sit down now for a week. I was never so humiliated. It would have been a WHOLE DIFFERENT STORY if I knew my wife had her stun gun with her. So it was her fault not mine.
BuzzCap7
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