I've read far too much about people on here "putting up their bikes for winter". The very thought of my fellow enthusiasts pulling out the old battery tender makes me shudder.

To combat this travesty, I'm starting a new club, Bikers for Global Warming. The BGW will ensure that we all enjoy a longer riding season. Our representatives will lobby Congress to find out what we can do to speed up global warming, not stop it.

Details to follow.

P.S. 'Course, ya'll living down there in Florida, or way out there in Arizona, may take issue with our cause come July/August.