Ok you Azzless Chap, Fingerless Glove, Heated Glove Were'in, Bad to the Bone
Biker girls and guys. When's the last time you were in a fist fight?

For me, it was the OL's brother, about 9 years ago. Nothing big, a few punch's, a little blood, we qiut and drank beer the rest of the night. Of course were still brothers, but that's how us ridge runners are.
You don't have to answer if ya got wupped, gotta save face a?

 

Last knockdown, dragout fight I was in was about 5 years ago with some Fu*ck that called my wife a Biatch in a bar. Although I did have to buy a new pair of glasses when it was over, I walked out under my own power and he was still trying to get his bearings as I left. Don't plan on getting in any more as I was sore for about a week after that one. (did get laid when we got home).

 

That remind's me, 6 years ago I was in a bar in Nashville playin pool.
A guy walked up to me and asked for a smoke. I said GTFOH. 45 min.'s later I was in the men's room, at the urinal. He came in and showed me his 9MM.
I smiled and said; come on man, don't shoot me. He waived it around for a min., and said; I'm not gonna shoot ya yet, but the next time I ask for a smoke, give me 1.
OK worked for me........I didn't have 10 brothers backin me up. And I didn't call the law.

 

The last time I was in a fight was in JR High School. I was friends with the only black kid in school. Calvin Sutton was the only black kid in the entire city of Pico Rivera, CA for that matter. That poor guy had it rough. The oldest of two. His mom left their dad 'cause he was hittin' on all of them. Living in a crummy apartment and had to sleep on the floor.
Everyone picked on him. I always hated going home after school because someone was always waiting to beat him up. Most of the time we either ran all the way home or took the long way, through the river bed. But, there was always those times that you could not avoid.

 

about 5 years ago, all remember is that i consumed the contents of an entire cuervo bottle without barfing first

 

Hmmm my last fight. Couple of years ago, my Mom had enough of her boyfriend (now EX). He would not have anything to do with the proposed diplomatic solutions, so I let him have it. No regrets.

 

A very, Very, Very long time ago.

 

59 Years old, 5 back surgeries, new very expensive front laminate teeth, elbow surgery on both........get in a fight.......are you kidding.
Too old and broken for that. I'll leave it for the young uns.

 

Last time was in grade school. I have no interest in fighting. It's illegal and you can be sent to jail. I have a wife, two kids and a job that I need to keep. I just have too much to lose to be engaging in such activities. Call my wife a bitch all ya want.

 

does with the wife count?