1st, i'm in an MC.. i'm a viking that eats meat and taters.

my wife is a Vegan.. (whatever woman!!)

wife was kidding around... said she wants to start a Vegan MC called "No Leather For Heather" with a carrot riding a bike..

So out of sick humor AND AS A JOKE, i'm getting a few patches made for her PLEATHER JACKET

NLFHFFNLFH - NO LEATHER FOR HEATHER FOREVER FOREVER NO LEATHER FOR HEATHER

VFL - Vegan For Life

Cooked Vegetables Save Lives

VFW - vegetables for the win



I brought this up in church and they all just about died laughing with the idea..

any more ideas?

 

STFU!!! Too damn funny, man. Want me to draw up a design?

 

Hell Yes!!!!

 

Let me get a good drunk on and see what I can come up with. A carrot, for sure? No asparagus or soy bean?

 

I love these. I have been a vegan for 22 years.

There are of course the ones people say to us..
Like "so you don't eat MEAT" this is always said by a guy
could be only meat in my mouth belongs to my OM

My ex fiance used to say VEGAN = Vegetarian who only eats grass and nuts.
VEGANs do it lower on the food chain.
Vegans are cheap dates.
Get out my way I need to save some Broccoli
Beware Broccoli killer
Tofu the other white meat
Isn't my pleather sexy
real girls drink soy milk
tofu, soy milk, or beans no one rides for free.

But I love yours. Let me know if you want to sell them I would totally buy some.

 

" Cooked Vegetables Save Lives " ..... now thats funny ....
Be sure to share the design when completed.

 

TOFU or KUNGFU?
Your Choice

 

we dont need no stinkin weiners

im still laughin

dont make pull out a carrot

oh man i could have soem fun with this give me abotu an hour i'll think of some more

lettuce, it works for the energizer bunny.

dotn make me open a can of beans on your ***

tossed salad, it aint just a bedtime treat

 

Liz,
Do you have a pleather seat cover?

 

Also Bucketass. Not on the funny side. But I have done a ton of research on vegan riding gear. So if your wife is every looking I have found some really good gear.

Now back to the laughs.. I can't wait to see what else people come up with..