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Old 08-17-2010, 06:36 PM
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The "Stealership" instead of ..well u know.
 
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Old 08-17-2010, 06:42 PM
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Don't know if it's idiotic or not, but I sure thought it was funny. I saw a sticker on a ladies helmet once that said "You called me a bitch like it's a bad thing".
 
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Old 08-17-2010, 06:55 PM
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Originally Posted by babalu
i have V&H longshots, they were far from $1,000 though. used off e-bay for $115.00. they're not that loud, i still have the baffles in them. i didn't buy them to be a rebel, i bought them because the stock pipes sounded like a vespa.
Sorry I singled out your pipes. I should have said any really loud pipe. I know those Rineheart pipes that I like are about a grand, you know with the remapping and all.
 
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Old 08-17-2010, 07:03 PM
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Goldwing saying... Ride to eat...Eat to ride.
 
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Old 08-17-2010, 07:11 PM
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Chrome won't get you home
 
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Old 08-17-2010, 07:16 PM
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"If I have to explain, you wouldn't understand"

People who say this usually can't explain.
 
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I have a shirt that has this printed on the back.
"Honk if you've never seen a gun fired from a motorcycle."
 
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Old 08-17-2010, 07:40 PM
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Being in the motorcycle security business, my favorite comment that I hear almost daily and on here also is: "Locks only keep honest people honest"..Now think about it...if a person is honest, he won't really have any interest in stealing your bike will he?
 
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Old 08-17-2010, 07:47 PM
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When I see, "Ride it like you stole it". makes me think if I was riding a stolen bike,I'd be doing the speed limit
 
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Originally Posted by Kowan
I usually don't hear any said, only posted.
My response to a rider is, ride safe.
Old response heard was, keep the rubber side down.
and "Keep it between the ditches"
 


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