Ever think about some of the idiotic biker speech you hear every day like:

Ride It Like You Stole It
You can ride yours like you stole it. I'm going to ride mine like I hope I'll get 200K out of it before any rebuilds. I'll ride yours like I stole it though.
I know of this guy who died and his epitaph was "Ride it like you f*ckin stole it". Bet his family was proud of that.

Loud Pipes Save Lives
Really? All loud pipes really do is **** people off. "Look at me with my thousand dollar VH straight shots, I'm bad *** and loud. Chicks want me cause I'm a rebel".
Not sure how they save anyone considering some cages freak when you go by and they hear the noise coming out your tailpipe. Plus now a bunch of states are bringing in ordanances that will screw all of us.

Do you disagree, im sure!
Know of any others?

Hell, I had a bad day ....
Guess I'm going to hear it.

 

i hear ya i get pissy and hate everything often. and yes some sayings do get pretty cheesy. cant think of any of the top of my head though. i do like "ride it like you can fix it yourself" though.

 

ride to live live to ride

 

You're a moron if you paid a thousand dollars for you V&H pipes. Do a little research first nex time.

 

Here's one that is guaranteed to win friends and influence people: DILLIGAF. or, "If you can read this the Biatch fell off." The last one is a sure-fire way to meet decent women. I could go on, but I need to go ride it like I stole it.

 

My personal motto & favorite: FLBLFY

 

If I stole it it's going to be ridden the speed limit so the LEO has no reason to pull me over.

 

I beat a crotch rocket.

 

Nope..clean out of idiotic sayings

Just my 2 cents, just sayin,

 

i have V&H longshots, they were far from $1,000 though. used off e-bay for $115.00. they're not that loud, i still have the baffles in them. i didn't buy them to be a rebel, i bought them because the stock pipes sounded like a vespa.