These threads about being a biker need some focus so I suggest this, it has worked for me, it will work for you too;

Go out and get the DVD box sets for Sons of Anarchy and watch all of them at least three times, pay special attention to the fashion cues, and narly bike modifications and how they walk, you will need to dress, ride and walk like these guys to be biker.

Leathers, it is vital to wear some well worn in jeans over a pair of combat boots, a "cut" is also a vital part of being a biker, leathers per se are not actually vital and even a leather jacket should be considered optional.

Bike, it goes without saying that to be a biker you have to ride a Harley, be careful not to make it too clean, fancy paint jobs should be avoided unless it is a well faded mural of a naked babe with a demon head, if your bike is an older model then it should smoke and fart like a 60 year old crack ***** for added credibility. Additions like a dead animal or ****** bullet fairing are optional but can be desirable.

Taking special cues from Clay it is important to smoke a fat old cigar, the type is not important, just make sure it is big.

You should also fight a lot and get some scars, scars are an important part of being a biker, you can get henna scars and tattoos if you want to try them out before going with more permanent additions, this will allow you to experience the biker aura before fully committing.

Optional extras are endless, but include ******** cheap **** stars and killing and maiming relatives, all of which can add to your credibility as a biker.

I have done most of this now except for killing a relative and I am now a biker so it works, it can work for you too.

 

Great, soon as I get the bimmer and iPad to the starbucks I'll order the full seasons set.
thanks. you did say a REALLY fat cigar right????

 

Turd size

 

Starbucks coffee is really bad for you. Your taking a huge risk drinking that stuff!!

http://www.diet-blog.com/07/how_much...cks_coffee.php

 

Ok but I'm not killing any relatives.

 

I'll kill extras of my family to offset the difference. My gene pool could use some chlorine.

 

Can you kill relatives WITHOUT being a biker?

 

Yes, just drive you car over and whack em, but I think you have to wear a polo shirt and khakies.....oh yeah loafers also.

 

If you hook one of your younger relatives on smack and use that to finance your retirement, do you still have to kill him, or is that close enough??

Al....I don't remember it being this hard to be a biker..

 

ooo goody!!! Now i know how to become a real biker!!!