Imodium 2mg tablet

Take 2 tabs with each loose stool.

These little freeze dried corks should put a halt to your problem quickly.

 

Just a thought, but if you just let it out, after it dries should it not cap off like a volcano? You're not gonna be received with welcome arms in a food establishment, but hey my solution ain't perfect.

 

Yeah as others have said assless chaps and no jeans, just hope your bike has mid controls so you can stand up when you let fly.

 

What if riding two up?

 

It's all ***** n giggles until somebody giggles n *****.

 

Have you no pride?
Rice, lots of rice.

 

Dude....REALLY....Look at his SIG PICTURE and then think about your question...

Not only does he have no pride, I think his morals are probably questionable as well. Two of his more redeeming qualities actually...

 

F**k her luck is all I can say, best head for the nearest shower, gotta say we've definitely scrapped the bottom of the barrel with this thread.

 

You gotta' be $hittin' me........

 

Plastic pants and don't use heated clothing.