I was at a lakefront park about an hour ago and when I went to my bike, this guy was standing there with a toy breed dog of some kind and the dog was lifting his leg and spraying my tire. At first, I just thought the guy might have been looking at my bike but as I walked closer, it was obvious the guy saw it and was not stoppping the dog. I walked over and just said, "Excuse me?, that's not a fire hydrant. He acted a bit startled and pulled the dog back like he didn't know it was doing it. Maybe he didn't and was just looking at the bike or something and didnt see the dog. Its not a big deal but I thought it a bit rude to let your dog do that and not try to stop it.

 

Scared the pee out of my OL once.......

 

scraaaaaaaaaappppppppppeeeee

 

once......ONCE!

 

While I can't say I've ever had that happen to me, I would think Miss Manners would certainly condone YOU returning the favor and relieving yourself upon the diminutive canine. Whether it be with a #1 or a #2 would be a matter of personal discretion.

 

I had that happen once, I was pissed. So I whipped out mine and tried peeing on the guys dog but the little bastard wouldn't stay still. All I did was **** on my boots while chasing him down the road. Won't try that again.

 

Yeah that is one of the risks. Practice, practice, practice. Or slip the dog a mild sedative before releasing your stream. More than one way to skin a cat. (Or **** on a dog)

 

My Germam shepherd did once, I had him neutered.
And no this is not a joke and he was not laughing.

 

I'm dyin' over here...

 

No dog pee but I've cleaned off a lot of bird crap. They seem to perch on my right mirror and dump on my right turn signal a lot.