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So I buy the new 114 and do a stage one

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Old 03-20-2019, 02:58 PM
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Default So I buy the new 114 and do a stage one
On it and get my fat *** girl friend on the back we going to Luckenbach, bike ran good but on the hills with her fat *** has me thinking stage 2 ?
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Keep the stage 1 and get a skinnier girlfriend.
 
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Keep the stage 1 and get a skinnier girlfriend.
 
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Keep the stage 1 and get a skinnier girlfriend.
Stage 2 might be a lot less expensive, and a more satisfactory combination overall.
 
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Stage 2 might be a lot less expensive, and a more satisfactory combination overall.
Yes, my remarks were an attempt at humor that apparently failed.

OP, my comments were meant to entertain, not offend. Apologies if was not delivered correctly. I owe you and your girlfriend a drink.
 
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Keep the stage 1 and get a skinnier girlfriend.
Yup. Her “fat ***” not eating everything in sight and losing some weight is much cheaper than a Stage 2.
 
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Yes, my remarks were an attempt at humor that apparently failed.

OP, my comments were meant to entertain, not offend. Apologies if was not delivered correctly. I owe you and your girlfriend a drink.
I totally got it and I thought it was funny. I laughed out loud.
 
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Get a solo seat....
 
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Get a solo seat....
THAT is the most economical way to go. All of these had me laughing out loud.
 
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Pretty funny all around, haha!
 
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SmokinJoe. Im in San Antonio. What was up in Lukenbach. Haven't been there in a while
 
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