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Old Jun 28, 2009 | 07:22 PM
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Talking Funny text msg I got yesterday!

Being that Michael Jackson was 99% plastic, it has been decided that he will be melted down and used to make lego blocks........


This way the children can play with him for a change!
 
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Old Jun 28, 2009 | 07:26 PM
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Thats funny but im sure with his money it was never a problem...But now they might enjoy it!?!?!?...
 
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Old Jun 28, 2009 | 07:28 PM
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Heres one I got. In honor of Michael Jackson passing away, McDonald's is introducing the MJ burger. 50 year old meat between 10 year old buns.
 
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Old Jun 28, 2009 | 07:32 PM
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They have determined that Micheal Jackson has died of food poising...
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He ate a 9yr old weiner...
 
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Old Jun 28, 2009 | 07:42 PM
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I hope you guys are proud of your wit, I'm sure God is pleased. It's easy to be rude and insensitive, try being a man and having some emapthy for the family. I don't approve of his lifestyle or the bizarre behaviors, but there's no need to defame the guy after his death. Hey, maybe you're sll looking for a career in comedy!
 
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Old Jun 28, 2009 | 07:46 PM
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Originally Posted by gunner11
I hope you guys are proud of your wit, I'm sure God is pleased. It's easy to be rude and insensitive, try being a man and having some emapthy for the family. I don't approve of his lifestyle or the bizarre behaviors, but there's no need to defame the guy after his death. Hey, maybe you're sll looking for a career in comedy!

He had his day in court, so let it go.
 
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Old Jun 28, 2009 | 08:54 PM
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Originally Posted by gunner11
I hope you guys are proud of your wit, I'm sure God is pleased. It's easy to be rude and insensitive, try being a man and having some emapthy for the family. I don't approve of his lifestyle or the bizarre behaviors, but there's no need to defame the guy after his death. Hey, maybe you're sll looking for a career in comedy!
Sorry if you are deeply sadened. Everyone deals with things differently.
 
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Old Jun 28, 2009 | 08:57 PM
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man did i end up in the joke forum or the harley forum?
 
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