Funny Old Lady
So get this....I rode the bike to work yesterday, nice cool morning and the weather chick was saying we would have some afternoon showers. Afternoon showers here could be anything from a mist to snow. Anyhow where I work is about 15 minutes from a small town called Palmer (first town you come to when entering Alaska that has a Mc Donalds and a pooper that doesn't say Home Depot on the side). This is home to many of the colony folks that settled here back when my DooDoo was still fairly soft:D
I needed to get some fuel so in line I sat awaiting my turn. There is this (I will say elderly lady so not to offend any of the wonderful women on this forum) Anyhow she has the eyeball on me but could not see my eyes due to my shades. She is looking at me purty hard and I could tell she had something on her mind! Could it have been because I was listening to Gasoline by Seether or my tight fitting assless chaps, I hope it was the tunes because the age difference led me to believe she could have been my Ma:icon_gunhead:
Here she was finished filling up her F-250 (grandma was rollin the big FORD) and headed my way. Out of respect I turned down the volume and took off my shades but kept the helmet on just in case she was a tough Granny. She says "Aren't you a happy soul" I said yep I just got out of prison! Grannies eyes got wide, not knowing if she was going to faint or take a swing I dropped the kickstand and got ready to make a dive in one direction or another. Grandma pointed her finger in my face and said "what did you do this time" I said I didn't do anything! She says "don't give me that crap, what did you do" I said Lady I just got out because I work there and then showed her my ID..... Grandma reached up, put her arm around my neck MMA style and said I made her day....I asked her if she wanted to go for a ride and get this. She said "No what would the Deacon at my church think" :icon_woot:
We parted ways with a smile from me and a finger wag from her! Life is good and she was cool as hell!
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